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Oh hell no not a pr0shit blog in 2023, I thought you mfs died!

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Sorry if the franchise that created a Tumblr Account so bad that they immediately purged it and pretended it never happened is indistinguishable with a someone being petty over ships. Remember when the official Fresh Tv Blog just broke up Lindsay and Tyler for no reason.

Genuinely surprised by how decent the reboot is because it is very obvious that Fresh did it all on a whim to justify the fact that they shut down the TD Reunion fan project the moment it proved to have legs. Like, they made a mock-up with the most random of silhouettes, and later admitted that the tiktok and drag race challenges they advertised were something they just…forgot? Because they were literally making things up as they went.

I’m not kidding, like, they said this shit.

Unless Duncan is gonna pull a Scott Pilgrim and try to get with a high schooler, who the hell were they talking about here??? Unless Baby Duncan from the daycare show is getting a gf, this was just lying for the sake of lying right? 

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@ tynvbfg watch your fucking tone

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Genuinely surprised by how decent the reboot is because it is very obvious that Fresh did it all on a whim to justify the fact that they shut down the TD Reunion fan project the moment it proved to have legs. Like, they made a mock-up with the most random of silhouettes, and later admitted that the tiktok and drag race challenges they advertised were something they just...forgot? Because they were literally making things up as they went.

I’m not kidding, like, they said this shit.

Unless Duncan is gonna pull a Scott Pilgrim and try to get with a high schooler, who the hell were they talking about here??? Unless Baby Duncan from the daycare show is getting a gf, this was just lying for the sake of lying right? 

#total drama #fresh tv hate? #I guess #I'm just baffled with the production its so interesting with context #ooc post #bear speaks

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A Celebrity’s Introduction

Ignoring my very brief meeting with Julia, I immediately went up to the last person in the room I haven’t met yet. I caught glimpses of them, and understood that they were here because of what MK said, but there was no way THE Nichelle Ladonna was here.

Except she was.

Right in front of me.

“Oh, hi-”

“OHMYGODNICHELLELADONNAILOVEYOUSOMUCHIWATCHEDALLYOURMOVIESI’MLIKEYOURBIGGESTFANEVER-” I had to stop to take in a massive gulp of air, and while I was winded the starlet (caught very off guard) smile with mild embarrassment. However, she quickly adopted a much more professional look as she addressed me.

"Yes, Hi, It's Me! Nichelle Ladonna,” She began. “You might've heard me from the critically acclaimed show 'Hot Teen Ninja Detective Squad,' or maybe from my recent Theatric Classic 'Wolves on a Plane'? No autographs please, just trying to be a normal college student like all of you. A Ridiculously Hot and Extremely Talented College Student, but still a College Student, you get it?”

She looked at me expectingly, and I hope the speed at which I nodded emphasized how much I totally agreed with her. 

“Hope we can hang out, most people would give up their first born for a meet up with the All Star Actress - seriously, it's messed up. All those babies on stage...yikes."

“Yeah...” I sighed as she left. 

It took me a few minutes to recognize she was gone because I MET NICHELLE LADONNA OH MY-

#td #td nichelle #nichelle ladonna #total drama 2023 #total drama #danganronpa au #total dramaronpa au #intro #art post #all star actress

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A Social Media Influencer’s Introduction

I left the Hockey Bros to their own devices, and as I surveyed the area I caught onto someone I haven’t met yet. She was a Blonde Girl fiddling around with the device we found in our pockets instead of our usual phones.

“Hello!” I introduced myself, giving her my details quickly because I just spotted someone else in the crowd that caught my attention.

The Blonde girl didn’t respond for a couple of minutes, still swiping through unseen tabs on her personal device. She finally looked at me and put on a serene smile.

“ "Hello~ Juliettes, that's what I call my fans. And my soon-to-be fans.” She said, putting her hands together in mock prayer.

“Here's hoping, but seriously you should totally subscribe my content’s like the best, and science proves that seeing people succeed can like, totally make you feel better about your sad, sad lives.”

Okay? I don’t really know what that had to do with anything, but her entire introduction sounded rehearsed for something else entirely.

“It's ya girl Julia,” She continued unpeturbed. “All Star Influencer and Social Media Icon! Namaste, and Good Vibes only.”

I really hope Namaste wasn’t something she added in at the last second for ‘relatability’.

She then pouted. “Say, you got any signal? My Twitser finger's been itching and it's totally messing up my Fang Sway."

I shook my head. 

“Well byeee~” she said in response, immediately leaving my presence.

#td #td julia #total drama #total dramaronpa au #total drama 2023 #danganronpa au #intro #all star social media influencer #Plot Post #art post

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A Hockey Bro’s Introduction (x2)

I sorta’ just wandered aimlessly after meeting Caleb, before bumping into a whole different set of guys. They were fit, and in sport’s attire.

“Ey Rajie look, another one of Caleb’s fans.” The blonde member of the duo commented. 

His partner laughed in turn. “Right?”

I blushed in response. “Oh, you two saw, whoa.”

Once again, I was stunned once I looked at someone’s face, but this time it was because of something else entirely.

“What happened to...?” I began to ask.

"Haha! Looks bad don' it? You shoulda' seen the otha' guys, right Rajie? Nice to meetcha' name's Wayne, and I'm the All Star Hockey Captain Eh. But I couldn't have gotten this good without my best bud Raj here! Hoot Hoot!"

“Totally.” Raj, Wayne’s equally beat up partner, said.  "Wayne Brah, you're totally freakin' her out, ha! Don'tcha worry, he doesn't bite - his chompers are hanging by a thread as is! Hahaha! Name's Raj, and my Buddy Wayne here may be the captain, but I save his butt all the time, that's why I'm the All Star Goalie! Hoot Hoot! And not just in Hockey, but in Soccer and Lacrosse too. Heck, I'm just good at catching all kinds of balls! Erm, but not in that way - Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

Those two got into another laughing fit from a joke Wayne told that I didn’t understand, but might’ve had something to do with hockey? They hooted in unison and chest bumped each other, throwing me out of the conversation like a wayward puck.

#td #td raj #td wayne #wayne and raj #total drama #total dramaronpa au #total drama 2023 #danganronpa au #art post #Plot Post #intro #all star goalie #all star hockey captain #all star hockey bros #td injury #tw bruises #tw missing teeth #tw hockey injury #tw blackeye

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A Gorgeous Hunk’s Introduction

I turned around and left MK alone to her loitering, but while walking down the aisle I suddenly bumped into someone getting up from their seat.

“Oh, I’m so sooooooooooooooo-” My brain sort of just got...stuck?

When I ran into my classmate, the first thing I noticed was how Big he was. So tall that he rivaled even Zee, and his impressive muscles made me feel smaller than I have ever felt before.

He was so tall that my eyes had to trail up for five seconds before I could apologize to his face, but before I could even finish my apology, my mind was struck by the full force of his attractiveness.

He was really hot.

“Heh, yeah. I get that a lot.” The hunk said, well, he could’ve said almost anything because I was still focused on how gorgeous he was.

"Yes, yes I'm very handsome.” The hot guy began. “Wish people would stop walking into me though, but that's the way life is for us Hunks. Gotta take the good with the bad, and hey, if my stupidly awesome attractiveness brightens the world up even by a tiny - but let's be real, it's probably pretty huge - bit, well, that just evens things out. Name’s Caleb.”

It took me a minute before I could respond with a single. “Hello.” 

“Oh? And my talent? Yeah, see, I don't really remember so I can't really give it to you now so...ciao!"

Didn’t really get any of that, I think he said something about his talent being remembering stuff? Guess I’ll check later.

#td #td caleb #total drama #total drama 2023 #total dramaronpa au #danganronpa au #Plot Post #art post #intro #all star ???

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A Pickpocket’s Introduction

After my conversation with Emma, I spied a girl sitting on the stage itself. She was remarkably short, not helped by her rather large jacket.

I greeted her and she gave me a knowing smirk.

“Oh, you’re that chick that stayed past her bedtime?” She joked. “Bout time you showed up, say, you’d noticed your phone missing?”

My hands darted to my pockets to check them; I did find something but was surprised when I pulled it out.

“What is this, where’s my phone.” I asked, looking at the strange device in my hands.

“Dunno’, checked everyone’s pockets and that’s all anyone has on their person.” The strange girl shrugged. “Name's MK. I can tell you what that stands for, but I don't really feel like it right now. My talent’s nothing special, I'm just the All Star Pickpocket. Ha! Don’t get weird, 'Sides, nobody's got anything good on them. 'Cept Nichelle maybe, she was one of the first to wake up."

I’ll keep that in mind.

Still, an All Star Pickpocket...

#td MK #td #total dramaronpa au #total drama #total drama 2023 #Plot Post #art post #all star pickpocket #intro #danganronpa au

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A Party Chick’s Introduction

I sort of just left the conversation Chase started by himself, since he showed no signs of stopping even when I left.

I approached the angry girl next, who’s hatred dropped the moment I left Chase’s presence.

I asked her if I did something to make her mad, but she shook her head.

“Nah, it’s not you.” She explained. “It’s him, Chase. We’re...exes.”

I guess this is the girl who left the Beach house.

"Hey there, I'm Emma the All Star Animal Welfare Advocate. Totally long title, I get that, but I got it for a good reason. After an incident involving Chase- I mean, an unknown saboteur, I had to work at my local pet store for a bit. And the Local Animal Shelter, and Zoo as well...part of my Community Service. But that's beside the point, do you know how many animals are out there hurting? I've been working hard to get the word out, and I guess Chris noticed it."

I nodded. “That’s so cool, you’re like an activist or something?”

“Yeah, I guess.” She shrugged. “I just really love animals, can’t stand seeing them get hurt.”

#td emma #td emma 2023 #td #total dramaronpa au #total drama #total drama 2023 #danganronpa au #intro #Plot Post #art post #all star animal welfare advocate

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A Daredevil’s Introduction

The, y’know, actual conversation I had with Bowie was pleasant. However, neither of us had much information to trade with each other and I had more people to meet.

I walked up to a guy who was standing and looked bored and antsy.

"What's up New Girl, Chase is in the house! You probably know me for my awesome pranks and my livestream, Three Guys and a Girl at a Beach House!”

I have no clue what that is, but I don’t tell him that.

“Well,” He paused awkwardly. “Just Three guys at a Beach House now. My girlfriend Emma dumped me out of nowhere, and she didn't even help me make our break-up video! But I'm not gonna’ let that harsh my vibe, and if there's one thing I like more than girls it's pranks, that's why I'm the All Star Prankster, so make sure you like and subscribe when we get out of here!"

Okay?

He then proceeded to complain about the lack of phones, and how someone needs to film him doing this backflip he can totally do. But while he was speaking I couldn’t help but notice a blonde girl a few aisles away glaring daggers at Chase.

#td #td chase #total drama #total dramaronpa au #total drama 2023 #danganronpa au #art post #Plot Post #intro #all star prankster #this motherfucker

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A Flamboyant Introduction

How is that girl so good at leaving without making a sound, I looked away for one second when Damien called out to me and she was gone in a blink. Next thing I know, that Scary Girl descended unto Damien like she smelled blood in the water.

I figured he’d survive, so I decided to greet someone else, this time they were in one of the comfy seats in the Auditorium. 

“Aw, you’re the girl who overslept hm?”

I nodded.

“Well, I got nothing about this situation, but I am always up to market - the grind must continue, after all.”

He stood up with a haughty elegance that I think I couldn’t match even if I wasn’t so short.

"Remember this name if you ever get famous, Bowie Laurent the All Star Beautician! Stylist for the Stars and The Face of this modern Industry that's been needing a lift for years now. Seeing so many people stepping out their mansion looking like a mess brought out the Humanitarian in me girl, couldn't keep the looks to just myself. Besides, not like I can top perfection."

#td bowie #td #total drama #total dramaronpa au #total drama 2023 #danganronpa au #Plot Post #intro #art post #all star beautician #i'm using the stereotypes listed in that list that's been passed around for a bit btw #could not get his gay basketball attire right so he gets a joker suit

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A Scary Girl’s Introduction

After explaining the lottery system to Damien, and how the show worked, he looked confused but fairly interested. Which was so weird, almost nobody’s interested in what I say - let alone when I divulge 50 Total Drama Facts!

“Boo!” 

“Gah!” I shrieked, surprised by a girl suddenly appearing in front of me.

“New meat, yay!“ The girl cheered. “What’s your name.”

She didn’t even ask that question, she ordered it.

Her eyes seemed to dilate, as if she was burning my face into her memory. 

I shakily introduced myself, and she smiled in a way that felt more like a thinly veiled threat than an actual expression of joy.

“Nice to meetcha’ Priya it's so nice to meet so many future new friends, don't tell the six-hundred and sixty-four others I said this, but their conversations have been getting really dull lately.”

Her smile thinned when I questioned what she meant.

“Hm? I'm talking about my other friends silly! I got lots and lots of them, so many that it's my talent! Yep, the All Star Doll Collector. I just love my friends, they're just so fragile and easy to break. Hehehehe, Kinda like people!"

She still hasn’t given me her name.

#td lauren #td scary girl #total drama #total dramaronpa au #total drama 2023 #danganronpa au #art post #Plot Post #intro #all star doll collector

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A Scientist’s Introduction

I was happy to leave the conversation I had with Ripper, moving onto a young man who looked like he was teetering on the edge of a full breakdown. The moment I walked up to him however, he seemed to instantly regain his composure.

"Ey Yo, Ey Yo! It's Damien Time! Never heard of this show but I got a letter saying I'm the All Star Chemist? Must be cause of all those awards I got under my belt, or maybe it's cause of my natural chemistry with the ladies! Ha!” 

...

Okay?

His confidence seemed to instantly evaporate in our brief moment of silence. 

“...Was that Corny? Sorry. I don't really know what goes into these introduction things."

“No, it was okay.” I comforted him before giving my name and talent.

“Oh cool, must be some luck if these guys think you’re an All Super version of it.”

“Not really,” I answered. “I got it through a lottery.”

“There’s a lottery?” Damien asked.

#td #td damien #total drama #total dramaronpa au #total drama 2023 #danganronpa au #art post #Plot Post #all star chemist #intro

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An Alpha Male’s Introduction

I left a disappointed Zee behind, as I had no carbonated drinks to gift him. I instead approached a young man who didn’t really look all that approachable.

“What do you want?” He grunted.

I introduced myself, uncertain if it’s worth even learning his name with the tone he used.

“Oh you’re one those luck guys, huh?” He said disparagily. “So you don’t even have a talent?”

He ignored my pout as he continued. 

“Listen Nerd, I’m only gonna’ tell you this once before I go back to ignoring a talentless nobody like you!” He exclaimed, pointing his finger at me for effect. “ Name's Ripper, the All Star Podcaster! Why? Cause when I speak, people frickin' listen. So, open your earholes and get this in that big nerd brain of yours, don't mess with me! Got it?”

Yeah, I don’t like this guy.

“Yeah, was that hard?” He pounded his chest like a Gorilla. “You've been MAN-Splained! Get it, it's like if 'Man' and 'Explained' had a baby, that’s something you come up with when you have talent."

I do not respect him enough to correct him.

#td ripper #td #total drama #total dramaronpa au #total drama 2023 #intro #all star podcaster #danganronpa au #Plot Post #art post

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Heads up, while redesigning Bowie I realized how much I hated his base outfit...but while redoing it I realized that he had the Joker’s color palette.

#OOC Post #bear speaks

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A Soda Jerk’s Introduction

Axel pulled Millie to the side to discuss something involving the windows. I didn’t want to eavesdrop, so I decided to try and start a conversation with my fellow contestants. I mean, these guys are just like me! Well, not exactly. They all had a talent...but that doesn't mean we can’t be friends! 

One of the teens in the auditorium was standing in the middle of an aisled between two seating areas, sort of just staring at the ceiling. I walked up to him and introduced myself.

...

It took him a while to answer.

“Oh, hey man, didn’t see you there.” He drawled out, not in a way that indicated an accent but more like he was zoned out of his mind. “Did we meet? Wow, you’re short.”

I told him no and tried to let that comment slide, if only because it sounded like he was honestly just noticing it.

“Name’s Hezekias, but my peeps call me Zee, with two ‘E’s’.” They explained. “Cool right? I'm not the strongest or fastest or smartest, but I can make a good punch. Everybody invites me to the party cuz I'm so good at mixing things, that's why I'm the All Star Mixerologist! It's mostly just soda because legally, my lawyer says that's the only thing I can mix...”

I nodded, though why the school would still accept him as an All Star Mixologist still confused me.

“I'm parched man, you got any pop on you?”

I looked at him weirdly.

“C'mon, you know what I mean man, a Soda! The fizzy stuff, orange if ya' got it. My blood sugar is getting low man."

#td zee #total dramaronpa au #total drama #total drama 2023 #td #all star mixologist #Plot Post #art post #intro #danganronpa au