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Kit: If I die put popcorn kernels in my body Airk: Why? Kit: Have my body cremated and leave the funeral home a fun yet tasty surprise :D Airk: No??? Why the hell-

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Elora: Words that end in “ie” are so cute. Cookie, sweetie, cutie- Jade: die Elora: Okay maybe not that one.

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*The gang is all sitting around the fire* Graydon: Hey, here's a fun question. If you weren't on this quest, what would you be doing? Elora: Hmm, probably making muffins or cakes or something. Jade: Training. Obviously. Boorman: Schmoozing the higher ups in Tir Asleen. Jade: *raises an eyebrow* Boorman: Please, I was born for politics: I have great hair and I love lying.

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Kit: oh come on, i wasn’t that drunk

Jade: you tried to colour my face with a highlighter becuase you told me i was important

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Jade: Were you killed?

Boorman: Sadly, yes...

Boorman: ... BUT I LIVED!

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*as everyone is falling asleep on the quest* Graydon: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? Jade: Go the fuck to sleep Graydon: What gif I don't want to? Jade: *suddenly scrambles out of bedroll to strangle Graydon*

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*months before the Crone's kidnapping of Airk* Ballentine: You can't just go along with everything that girl says! I mean, if Kit jumped off a cliff, would you follow? Jade: *scoffs* Of course not. I know better than that.

*At the edge of the Shattered Sea* Jade: *looking at cliff* Jade: *internally* f u c k

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Willow: *Staring at a blindfolded figure in the trunk of a car* Willow: Why did you kidnap Kit!?!?! Jade: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh… Elora: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal. Jade: *nods vigorously* Willow: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!

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Elora: *squinting suspiciously* I know what you're up to. Graydon: Really? Because I barely know.

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Graydon: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket, sir? Graydon: *cackling hysterically* Boorman: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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Willow: While I'm gone, Kit, you're in charge.

Kit: Yes!!!

Willow *whispering*: Jade, you're secretly in charge.

Jade: Obviously.

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Kit: Everyone, I have some news. Kit: I only have 6 weeks left to live. Elora: Oh my god, really?! Kit: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

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*On the way back from the Immemorial City*

Airk: Thanks for coming to save me. I know I give you shit, but I love you. Kit, not paying attention: What was that? Airk: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Kit: Okay, help me, please! Boorman: Got two words for you. Kit: *sighs* I bet they won't be helpful. Boorman: *shrugs* Your problem. Kit: I was right.

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*Doing Madlibs*

Jade: I need a long word. Kit: T-rex but the long one.

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Kit: ..... Elora: ..... Kit: ..... Elora: .....I'm bored. Kit: Me too.

Boorman: What's wrong? Jade: I just had an impending sense of doom.

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Kit: How is the most beautiful person in the world? Jade: *blushing* I— Graydon, butting into the conversation: Elora is perfect, thanks for asking