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totallynotqueer · 2 days
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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like
“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”
and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent
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semiaquatic secret agent
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The bust of a middle aged man made out of butter was sitting on my bathroom counter. It turned and began to scream at me, but the scream was utterly silent. Everything was so silent. I was so frightened of the butter bust.
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totallynotqueer · 3 days
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I love you dean winchester and I can overlook all the other fucked up shit you say and do but I draw the line at killing a girl who named herself amy pond I’M GONNA CRY. SHE. SHE NAMED HERSELF AFTER THE PATRON SAINT OF LOST AND LONELY LITTLE GIRLS. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. AMY. AMY POND. YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME.
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Just having some drinks at the local saloon.
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Friendly reminder that Aang went from “Will you go penguin sledding with me?” in season 1 to absolute rizz god in season 3
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The Headband proves that Aang was such an absolute chad.
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totallynotqueer · 3 days
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being a little kid was so funny bc you could literally just say somethint like “I think everybody should get along and share :-)” and all the adults in your life would go oh GODDDD STUUUPIIIIDD!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING KID ALERT!! Don’t uou know when you grow up you have to face the Government Mandated 100000 Wild boar Attack
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totallynotqueer · 5 days
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I can only watch Supernatural while eating something and it’s great because this is what Dean Winchester would have wanted
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totallynotqueer · 5 days
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Your parents are not "narcissists". They're typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.
Your ex boyfriend is not a "narcissist". He's a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.
Your boss is not a "narcissist". They're a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers' entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.
And even if they happen to be a "narcissist", that's not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.
So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society's normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.
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