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bonk

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lifeonthe_ranch_

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dave is the reason dirk finally smiled in canon

this is the most pure thing i have seen in the comic since the mayor first build can town

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Alright, I’ve just spent 17 hours absorbing the epilogue, and in true Dirk Strider fashion, I have Thoughts.

I had plenty of responses I’ve been considering to this, about two hours ago I was honestly thinking of just dropping in with a fuckin one liner like “So Dirk Three wrote the epilogue” (Dirk Three kinda did write the epilogue, and I’ll explain that too), but we’re on the fucking essay train now and no one’s getting off it any time soon so it’s time to dive into this fucker and get it all off my chest.

Under the cut you will find essays on Dirk, cherubs, ultimate selves, both major Dirk fics (Detective Pony and Theatre of Coolty), a bunch of story bullshit, and my severe love for all Homestuck characters

(But very little criticism of the epilogue, I am no longer about that life)

Keep reading

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Paninify That Sweet Dick

DAVE: yeah i got ptsd 

DAVE, whispering to ROSE: what funny sentence could i make ptsd an acronym for

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this is it. this is homestuck.

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The game is over. Dirk thinks everything will finally be okay. But dear lord. He has never been more wrong. It's quiet at first, the little hints of toxicity slipping in ever so slightly. An issue here, an argument there. Nothing to worry about. Right? It only takes a spark to start a forest fire.

#homestuck #dirk strider #god why am i doing this