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transboytwelve · 4 days
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moisturize me
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they should not put ads on the dog tv (eight hours of birds) i put on for my dog to watch. she doesn't understand capitalism. she doesn't even understand that the birds aren't really there in the room with her. sometimes she tries to bite the ipad when a really funky one shows up. you can't advertise to her. she's not going to buy a swiffer wet jet
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transboytwelve · 4 days
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the tardis is such a great character but you need to analyze like five stories to piece together a single one of her traits. in colditz she dematerializes while a nazi is halfway inside of her and leaves his legs behind, dooming him to a painful gruesome death, his intestines unravelling and spilling out into the time vortex. and then several other stories reveal that she can maintain a bubble around her AND she can shake people off. she chose to do that to him. she's FUCKED.
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transboytwelve · 4 days
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what if i just rest my eyes for a second
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transboytwelve · 4 days
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. CRAB 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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transboytwelve · 7 days
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But babe you love being gaslit
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transboytwelve · 7 days
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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
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transboytwelve · 7 days
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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
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transboytwelve · 7 days
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2 silly and goofy dr who episodes to start off season can't wait for the next episode to be an experience so emotionally harrowing it makes me age 10 years
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I have a magical solution to all kink discourse it's called "not giving a fuck what consenting adults do to each other no matter how much it personally grosses you out"
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transboytwelve · 7 days
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Hot fandom discourse take but framing dark content as only being acceptable if its a vehicle for exploring personal trauma is just giving ground to the puritan segments of fandom.
Simply liking dark content for its own sake is perfectly fine.
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transboytwelve · 7 days
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The age of writing DUMP HIM in the women's restroom stall is out, the age of writing TRY TESTOSTERONE in the women's restroom stall is in
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transboytwelve · 7 days
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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
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transboytwelve · 7 days
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How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.
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transboytwelve · 8 days
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he keeps doing things
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