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Trains love physical media and hate your streaming, that's why the wifi is always broken, they want you to bring a portable DVD player or a Walkman or a cd player or something for the media you consume to be owned by you, it's an act of love

#me and the manga and graphic novels i borrowed from the library

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trains are like if snakes were electric and even bigger

#trains

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the bus to itself every time you press the button:

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every night, the CAT busses curl up together and wash each other

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please STOP feeding the trains they may enjoy human food, but it is BAD for them. They get fed twice a day, both wet and dry food. Also, while you can buy boat food, PLEASE stop feeding the ferries they HAVE BEEN ALREADY FED

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can someone rip me apart with their teeth

mayhaps a tad drunk public transport good, i love you'll, about to catch a bus :)))))

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mayhaps a tad drunk public transport good, i love you'll, about to catch a bus :)))))

#transperth #bus #love you

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People who have never taken public transit before seem to be under the impression that everyone on a bus is ready to stab you meanwhile I have never had that problem and I get to read while I’m stuck in traffic and they don’t.

Also I don’t get stuck in traffic much anyways because the drivers keep going on the freeway even though it gets clogged up with traffic and it’s literally faster to drive on the surface streets where the busses go but whatever I don’t need to pay for a gym membership because I walk to the bus and meanwhile what are you spending your money on? Oil changes so you can keep getting stuck in traffic?

#transperth #trains #buses

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Me at a Gay Bar talking to the nearest person who will listen to me ramble: Okay so you see self driving cars are a fucking scam you hear me, there are too many variables on the road to trust a machine and they still will take just as long as a human to get places and they aren’t capable of making the same split second decisions a human can make, so we really shouldn’t be studying them in all honesty, if we want to pursue driverless transit we should focus on building automated train lines due to how since they function on a set track they decisions rarely need to be made, additionally the technology for them is proven having existed since the 60s, so if we really want good driverless transport we should do what every transit expert has suggested and just focus on building modern reliable public transit

#transperth #trains

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Emu walking transparent png

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Train posting is so March, this month we posting about Emus

#thankyou for celebrating our delightful birds #i have seen a few in the wild and they are pretty cool

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ATTENTION AMTRAK PASSENGERS:

Your train will explode in 30 minutes and be replaced in an hour by 70 emus

#this is how our public transport system works #perth #transperth

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i love you buses i love you high speed rail i love you kneeling buses i love you room for strollers i love you priority seating i love you bike racks i love you public transportation i love you stations and stops with benches i love you live arrival updates i love you multi-language signage i love you working elevators i love you well up-kept public transportation

#trains #public transport #buses #transperth

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As far as we're concerned, all trams are beyond human comprehension because trams aren't real (because if they were real, we would have them)

Transgenser, more like trams-gender

The Trams have a gender now?

#transperth #trams #perth #i wish trams were real

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As of next July next year, 2025, we will start putting cat ears on all of the trains. Hopefully, if we can secure the funding, we will be able to put dog ears on buses (excluding CAT buses) by 2026 with a focus on the 999, 998, and 910 bus routes.

#transperth #trains #buses #perth #lies

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Melbourne-Sydney very fast train tops wish list for Rudd Government

AN ambitious $59 billion project to link Melbourne, Canberra and Sydney by very fast train is at the top of a Federal Government wish list for road and rail projects.

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While I have a deep love the people who public transport is their only option I have a lot of respect for people who have cars and have money and still choose to take it anyway

#transperth #perth #trains #buses #trams