vivians for pride month
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“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement
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i wont lie i miss cock and pussy on dash unprompted. you used to be able to follow someone and theyd just put cock and pussy on the dash sometimes. nothing to do with their blog they were just having a moment. because of Horny. what do you get nowadays. a measly nipple? an Adults content warning ? all because of Woke. sick and twisted.
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buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.
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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.
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If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo
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If your oc was a canon character what bad takes/gross mischaracterizations would the fandom come up with for them
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Been having this weird vision in my head....
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Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising
i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button
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clair de lune will always go down smooth, claude really did put his whole debussy into this one
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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
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