treacherousbananasoldier

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Libraries are the fucking best. You can just go there. And sit. And read. And do other stuff but I'm reading atm so that's my example. And it's free.

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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How i sleep knowing i'll get to drink coffee again tomorrow

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How i sleep knowing i'll get to drink coffee again tomorrow

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As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

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Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

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if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

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Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

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she was 17 bullying the entirety of london society

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I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

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sorry my family didn’t teach me that i have a place among others so now i’m weird . sorry

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COMMUNITY (2009-2015) but it's just the memes

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer

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