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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.
If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?
Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.
Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.
I read the Moist books before I ever read the watch books but going back and rereading Going Postal after the watch books is SO funny because Vimes is barely in it at all but you know he is absolutely losing his mind in the background. Like he’s dealing with the murder of John Dearheart (and other clacksmen) that they can’t pin on Gilt yet, the past five guys that tried to be postmaster all died mysteriously in the span of like two months, and then this guy comes out of fucking nowhere and fixes all that shit in like a week, during which the post office burns in what was CLEARLY another murder attempt but this new guy won’t admit that to the watch. Vimes must have been seething this whole time
It’s even funnier if you assume that he knows that Moist was Albert Spangler because he’d be even more furious
what are you even supposed to do when youre angry. cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now