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JAMAL MURRAY I LOVE YOU

#nuggets lb

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Straight guy one beer in: I can’t wait to have a wife

Straight guy two beers in: (to slightly effeminate guy friend) c. Cana I pleleaaase get you pregannt

#where's that deweys art #2126

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what if i was a hockey player and you were a hockey player and we were, of course, good friends?

#are they... you know... #hockey players??

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the lightning haven't been the same since june 26, 2022. wonder what happened?

#:)

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tampa has been eliminated? you fucking love to see it!!!

#scp lb

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Beauty in the mundane

#apartment

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oh when I tell you I need all of these [x]

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1st star of the game: ej | jets @ avalanche | 04.04.19

#give him back #erik johnson #gabe landeskog

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they’d be awful goons. they’d say “on it, boss!” and then fuck it up immediately

#they'd make out with the guy instead of beat them up #ryan hartman #brandon duhaime #matt boldy

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this is so fucking sick, i could never hate you, skateray

i hate the rays. i hate the rays and yet i love that fucking skateboarding stingray

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i hate the rays. i hate the rays and yet i love that fucking skateboarding stingray

#mlb

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my brain, all day, for no reason: 🗣🗣 HIT EM WITH THE FOUR LIKE AUSTON MATTHEWS 🗣🗣

#i mean it's that damn commercial but

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Artturi Lehkonen - Winnipeg Jets at. Colorado Avalanche 04/28/24/

#arsi just fits perfectly into everyone's arms huh #artturi lehkonen

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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

#deweys #2126

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Girard walking in before game 3 carry his *checks notes* emotional support 2 x 4??? 😂

4.26.2024 | COL v WPG | Round 1, Game 3

#he gets to kill now #sam girard

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↳ ASK THE AVS: DESCRIBE MIKKO IN ONE WORD | 3.1.23

#and they let nate just keep going #avs