tuxedolyssa
Tuxedo Lyssa
Hi, I'm Alyssa. 27, Canadian, bilingual, bisexual, married, and a new mother. Things I like include: Sailor Moon, Animal Crossing, Cats, K-Pop (BIGBANG, HyunA, SHINee, etc.), pink things, cute things, 420 related things, memes, and comedy. Good luck orienting your way through this blog.
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