love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son
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The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)
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“And I knew it. That’s the worst part: I knew it.”
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My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app
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Sarah Winman, When God Was a Rabbit
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Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault
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“i don’t want topless girls or leather daddies at pride” well i don’t want wells fargo or facebook at pride but we don’t always get what we want
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The Future Kept
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hate it when pirated movies are low quality like wtf this isn't what i didn't pay for
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gay as fuck to be a mad scientist. what are you mad about. men. are you just crazy about men
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“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism
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