love you granny
how was i not supposed to read this as heizou and itto
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Diona dressed up as puss in boots for her birthday
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mika announcement feels like this
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Obsessed with how people in Liyue are like ‘look at how much tighter a ship we run than Mondstadt with an actually present god! Why, the Fatui have far less influence here!’ and then
A) the Fatui literally have their own standing fucking bank, while Mondstadt charges them daily for their hotel rooms-
B) The entire plot is centred around the Fatui schemes
C) Rex Lapis works exactly one day a year, and this year he’s faking his death to take that number down to zero-
D) MONDSTADT IS LITERALLY WORKING ON A SKELETON STAFF OF IT’S GOVERNMENT LMAO, THIS IS LITERALLY ‘THE BARE MINIMUM TO STOP MONDSTADT IMPLODING WHILE WE’RE GONE’, JEAN IS SINGLE HANDEDLY RUNNING HALF THE CITY, THE LIBRARIAN IS HELPING PEOPLE WITH TAXES, THE CAVALRY CAPTAIN HAS NO CAVALRY, THERE IS A SINGLE PERSON IN WHAT USED TO BE AN ENTIRE BRANCH OF THIER MILITARY AND THE BAR IS STILL ‘OH LOOK HOW MUCH TIGHTER A SHIP WE RUN THAN MONDSTADT’–
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This game is unplayable and fandom unliveable if you don't care about scaramouche lmao
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