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you must realize a cock is better than the cock but the cock is more necessary than a cock

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party ended. an hour until sunrise which I have plans to watch with s girl. 2 hours until work. I will endure

#maintaining wakefulness between moves is the mark of the true party master

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nut into the thots

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is it possible for me to stroke my dick?

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and you touch yourself. you touch your PENIS

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her take on "hookup culture" was it's fine to fuck as many people as you want as long as you're in love with all of them

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okay I have 2 more nights on campus. options are girl who wants to br called daddy and may have a breastmilk fetish, girl I know from summer camp 6 years and just reconnected with (she told me her opinions on who could have sex with who), girl who ghosted me for 7 months then pretended nothing happened, some others. need to figure out and decide

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I get so many bad blowjobs women can't find the penis

#women cant find their own teeth to keep them away from my FUCKING dick

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#i genuinely think that cultural meme is a bastardization of men not being able to find the gspot #which is more believable. you cant see it and it only sometimes feels that different #but how many of the cis women saying that can find the prostate?

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regularly as in like. more than once a week for multiple weeks in a row. doesn't have to be often just don't count a 1 time event in high school when you otherwise started drinking in college

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dune is true you can predict the future with enough cocaine

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#mama really seems worth including as its own option

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saw someone see a native French speakers elle/elles pronoun tags and think they were neopronouns

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MR MIME from POKEMON is a FAGGOT

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#PUSSY

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Me: Referring to it as “brunch” was an act of indiscretion on my part. No bonding between gay individuals occurred. I simply realized at 11:30 that I had not eaten, so I had some yogurt from the fridge.

Prosecuting attorney: 🤨 Yogurt? You keep yogurt in the fridge?

Me: *cough* I love to support this nation’s dairy farmers.

Prosecuting attorney: What type of yogurt was it?

Me: Plain, your honor.

Prosecuting attorney: Did you add any berries or other fruit to this yogurt?

Me: No garnishes of any sort.

Prosecuting attorney: *turns to jury* A real man would not refer to putting stuff in yogurt as a “garnish”

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Book I found in the used bookstore where I work. The whole thing looks like this and I have no idea what it’s supposed to be as there’s no clear title either.

This is a problem as it’s in the “to be shelved” pile and I’m the one who’s supposed to figure out where to shelve it.

Okay, it looks like it’s the script for some kind of performance or ceremony? But heavily abbreviated. Like it’s assumed the participants already know the words and just need this as a reminder, like “the next word starts with b… oh right”.