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I’m in a pretty terrible mood. Tell me some funny stories, you guys!

#holy shit

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Me in the parking lot of my job checking Hot Schedules one last time to see if my shift got picked up.

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Please stay home.

If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly in front of you is from that point on is now classified as your shit. The shit you are suddenly responsibly for and I am burning my hands for. Move your shit. I’m not going to move it for you.

Shoutout to the people who see me approaching with their food and immediately start clearing the way for me. You are the real MVPs. You know what’s up. You understand.

As for everybody else. Move. Your. Shit.

#that’s the nicest thing I could think of

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i love when boomers complain about shit like this because as a fast food worker i would literally rather walk out into the lobby and shoot myself in the head than suggest more than one menu item to a customer

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Today it hit 105 degrees in Houston. The highest in recorded history for my city. I wish a bitch would.

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#serverlife

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Table 5, Seat 3: What kind of teas do you have?

Me: We have strawberry, mango, and raspberry! :)

Them: Can I get a peach tea? :)

#mf did I say we had peach??

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Me repeating all of our 10 sides to the same person for the 5th time.

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Me doing my best not to lose my patience as I watch my trainee slowly put in food as we are literally drowning in the weeds.

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Me walking back into the room like I just didn’t have a mental breakdown.

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i just started a new serving job at a mexican restaurant and they exploited my availability and scheduled me for 12 days in a row (1 of which was cinco and the other mothers day) im on day 6 and i feel like im losing my mind i hope you made some money today!

Omfg, dude. They def took advantage of you and your free time. Also, not to make it worse, but Mexican Mother’s Day is May 10th. 😬