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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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you are a faggot and a pointless animal
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animators fuck me up. if you asked me to draw something it would take every ounce of my life to complete this task. if you then asked me to draw it again a little to the left I would die
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touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know
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Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego
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can everyone turn their lights off i wanna see the stars in the night sky
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If you wait until you're "better" or "good enough" to start treating yourself like you deserve to be happy, you'll die waiting. By the way. 💚
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*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak
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Once again randomly remembered this story about a couple who had a small parrot - pretty sure it was a budgie - who didn't talk but learned to communicate with people in its own way. Once it figured out that people always turn to check their phones when the notification sound comes on, it started making the text message notification sound to request human attention. The parrot also liked to follow people to the door whenever guests were leaving, and would use its wings to pantomime the motions of a person putting their coat on. A very clever, charming bird.
And every once in a while it just randomly hated some people. Not for any real reason, or even reason to suspect bad vibes, but by deciding "fuck this person in particular" for shits and giggles alone. And one time when the owners had invited a new friend to their home, the bird decided that it Did Not Like Her.
So in the middle of polite conversation, the bird - who was free to roam around the apartment at the time - hopped onto the living room coffee table, right in front of the unwanted guest. And in that moment, the owners put two and two together and understood that whatever mischief the bird had decided to do, it was now too late to stop it.
But instead of unleashing the absolute hell that even the tiniest displeased parrot could be capable of, the little budgie made its little "may I have your attention please" cell phone notification sound, and once the guest was focused on the bird, looked at her dead in the eye while doing the putting-my-coat-on wing motion.
The guest did not recognise the pantomime for what it was, but she was nonetheless delighted that the parrot would do a little wing-roll dance for her. And the host couple were at first too stunned and then too polite to tell her how impressive that gesture truly was. Their bird had shown both remarkable restraint and cleverness by using its entire vocabulary of human communication just to say
"I have an important announcement: I think you should leave."
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universefulloflove · 2 days
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immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues
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you're laughing. pope francis just called catholic priests a bunch of faggots in front of his bishops and you're laughing
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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like
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How do other artists manage to work on a piece for weeks or months if i dont finish a drawing in 6 hours i will forget about it
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universefulloflove · 3 days
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literally from the UK and what? we feed our guests and they're expected to eat with us if they want to. in fact we go out of our way to make sure there's enough food for them/any dietary restrictions are taken for. and even if they're uninvited we'd still offer them food.
like i grew up to not be entitled to expect to be offered food unless asked if i wanted to - like i'd leave before their dinner if so - but still been offered multiple times when i wasn't expecting to eat with them
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I hate how white people invented the we don’t owe each other anything mindset
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