genuine props to this publication for finding such a stark, simple, provocative way to say... all of it
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all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen
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my fatal flaw is that if i don't want to do something i just won't do it like mama raised a quitter for sure.. i'll be doing something and suddenly be like damn what if i just didn't 🤔. very freeing but also i suffer so many consequences
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Individualism is a poison upon this earth.
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u all ever lose the ability to socialize in the middle of a convo like.... ok i’m done now there’s no more words in here brain shutting off
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motherfuckers out here saying "i hate driving 😞 lets get self driving cars 😄” like shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up you want free public transportation. you want a train
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i got a New Planner which means that i will suddenly and miraculously become organized despite this technique never having worked in the past
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love how quickly my brain goes from “no more wasting money on doordash” to “but i’m a special boy who deserves calzones”
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happy pride month to the guys from the genghis khan music video
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i am always one little emotional crisis away from an online purchase
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the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans
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i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????
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