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Dear Diary,

I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.

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ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

aw omg would date u sound adorable

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by Wolfdrawn

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Action movie

Villain: *slices off piece of apple with sharp knife and eats it. With a smug and sinister smile he paces the floor*

Hostages: *wait in fearful silence, anticipating villain's first lines*

Villain: mmmm tasty apple me likey

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michaels is truly a family store

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This is the most 1998 thing I’ve read in my life.

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I tried to clock out of work and this is all the computer did.

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Post ya tities

ill have to ask my mom

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Get up & do stuff.

Source: bluechair-webtoon.com

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Me: Hello Dr. Professor Sir, I understand you are currently out of the country on a Very Important Research Trip but I have reached a stumbling block in my Big Official Paper for a Completely Legitimate Reason. I was hoping if you would maybe please possibly give me an Extension of Mercy on said Paper due to my Extenuating Circumstance, Academic Record, and Established Collegiate Relationship with you. Ever Your Obedient Servant, Firstname Lastname.

Professor: no prob. deuces, Brendan.

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we done did it

felt great being supported by muh gf and getting

24/4/15

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why’d you do that. now you’ve gone and hurt his fucking feelings.

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Me as heck

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