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uquiz users, help me!!

i've liked a guy for soooo long and idk what to do https://uquiz.com/90qyXP take this quiz about whether I should ask him out or not

#uquiz #uquiz link #I need advice so badly guys

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i forgot how obviously british this thing is

have you wanted to know what kind of citrus you are? do you also wanna answer some questions about a school you’ll never go to?

do this quiz.

https://uquiz.com/sLChRv

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have you wanted to know what kind of citrus you are? do you also wanna answer some questions about a school you’ll never go to?

do this quiz.

https://uquiz.com/sLChRv

#uquiz

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tumblr banning the #girl and #weed... huge loss for the three weed smoking girlfriends industry

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wrong kind of floppy

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I miss one stream then this happens

Tubbo's stream was absolutely incredible. It was so very chaotic, but also so very funny. Haven't laughed so hard in a while.

Favourite moments were:

- Tommy being killed (or, more specifically, falling off of his chair) by Billzo's bisexuality

- Ranboo and Billzo's friendship (Glasses/Shades Duo supremacy)

- Whatever the hell the donut game was

- Tommy being sprayed by the hose

- Tubbo, Aimsey and Freddie bursting into song and singing Katy Perry during Blackjack/21

- Billzo and Ranboo's Peenkin

- Tommy looking like he just got out of Exile IRL

- Wilbur calling and wishing everyone in chat a spoooooky Halloween

- The cricket up the... Nevermind, let's just call it 'The Podcast'.

- "I CAN KISS ALL THE BOYS I WANT" trending on Twitter

- The amount of photos, clips and memes we got from this stream

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HRGHFGG YESS THIS

I want to fall in love.

I want a book romance.

I was at the library yesterday and oh god the way I was hoping someone would try to reach for the same book as me and then let me take it saying that’s their favorite book.

I want something simple and beautiful so bad.

Please give me beauty.

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what really shivers me timbers is when people just forget that girls can be dressed as something actually scary for Halloween instead of a sexy Satan dress or some dumb shit like that, like leave me alone if I want to dressed as an accurate zombie instead of a vaguely hot witch who's probably gonna be cold since Halloween is in the middle of autumn

Mean Girls (2004)

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better yet make sure you explain that the public hair is ginger

we should start gaslighting the food network instagram and just post “did anyone see that hair in the food lol” until they delete a post

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literally- what most people think of as комради is actually товарищи

Thinking about how the Russian word for “comrade” isn’t actually nearly as stilted and formal-sounding in the language itself and would be more accurately translated as companion/fellow/pal/partner (the whole point of it is that it’s a gender-neutral informal form of address that makes no distinction by gender or social class or profession), and how much that simple mistranslation turned viral has done to shape the perception of people living in Soviet times as these fanatical overly stilted communist caricatures

anyway, language and propaganda and all that

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and I don't just mean chandler bing and Wilbur soot there might also be Sirius Black's fan cast in that mix

I always tell people I don't have a "type" then proceed to simp over the same sarcastic-dead-on-the-inside-but-actually-nice-and-cute-and-dresses-well characters/people

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I always tell people I don't have a "type" then proceed to simp over the same sarcastic-dead-on-the-inside-but-actually-nice-and-cute-and-dresses-well characters/people

#why am I like this #oh yeah because I'm not gonna explain that to a random bitch in my class who just wants to gossip

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Reblog and put in the tags the ways people would always misspell or mispronounce your name in school 

#well my name is Eva #but since I'm Latvian it's actually ieva #but pronounced and usually spelled the same way as Eva and only with the I in official documents #so teachers always called me eye-eva or ee-ehva or smth #to add insult or injury sometimes they thought the i was an L so they called me Lev-ah or Lee-va

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Rb in put in the tags if it's PEMDAS, GEMDAS, BEDMAS, BODMAS or BIDMAS

#bidmas #it makes the most sense #bracket index decision you know the rest #like I'm sorry but parenthesis? this ain't English class #also the O from pOwer never made sense to me

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reblog and put in the tags how you call @ in your first language

#dog #my first language is russian btw #man I wish English called it something more interesting #as a matter of fact I'm gonna start calling it dog just to confuse the brits #take tha you boring English men

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Reblog and put in the tags your favourite musical and why this musical is important to you

#Matilda the musical is just- so good everything about it is amazing I love it so much #or six even tho it's embarrassing when you're listening to the songs with your parents and all you wanna do comes on

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reblog and put in the tags your favorite monkee

#you saved me why? #I have two options #both are basic af #either #or the monke from ride wife life good kill wife regret