Obey me random quotes part 80! (I just realised I havenât posted in a while-)
M!MC: *waking up after passing out from a.. ârelaxingâ night with Asmo* Phew it was just a dream- *feels something touch his shoulder* Huh-
Asmo: You ready for more big boy?
M!MC: AH! *realises* AHHH-
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Nb!MC: HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOKS!
M!MC: what the fu-
Leviathan: *smiling* Thanks Nb
I thought it posted earlier but I guess not đ„Č anyways.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS APRIL 9 â€ïžâ€ïž
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Obey me random quotes part 79 (damn-)
Levi: For all I know, you could be Batman!
Nb!MC: I am not Batman đ
Also Nb later that night: Iâm Batman *insert cool theme music*
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Me getting ready to write the most heartbreaking, emotional, depressing, and dramatic post ever, just to forget about for a few days and then posting it after posting the most wholesome things ever â€ïžâ€ïž
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What in the laws of physics-
Now all I can imagine is the Obey me Lucifer using one of my MCâs as a weapon and attacking Mammon and Levi đ
(Someone PLEASE redraw this đđ)
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Obey me random quotes part 78
Why the brothers(+MCâs) donât do any type of mean pranks on Nb!MCâŠ
Nb!MC: *just chilling, eating some fruit in the kitchen with Lucifer*
Lucifer: *cutting up some more fruit for Beel*
*insert three random people entering the kitchen*
Satan: Nb, you should be ashamed of yourself!
Nb!MC: *visibly confused*
Gn!MC: How could you do such a thing?
Asmo: I hope you never get mad at me!
Nb!MC: *whines and begins crying* lol trauma
Satan, Gn!MC, and Asmo: *regretting their life choices*
Nb!MC: Why yâall screaming at me?
Lucifer: *standing there with his arms crossed and a disappointed look on his face*
Nb!MC: *goes over to Lucifer* I was minding my damn business! Eating some fruit!
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Obey me random quotes part 77
This đźđȘđšđ©đ” be long idk yet-
Letâs just say theyâre streaming this on Deviltube-
Asmo: *reading random fanmail with Nb!MC* Oh hey get a load oâ this one! It says âI secretly want to sleep with the Grim Reaper MC, I think theyâre sooo hotâ
Nb!MC: *totally not the Grim Reaper MC theyâre talking bout-* âŠ
Asmo: *sighs* Yeah, get in line sweetie. Everyone wants to sleep with Nb, you ainât special.
Nb!MC: *leans on the wall with a sigh*
Asmo: Case in point, raise your hand if you wouldnât be opposed to sleeping with Nb
Everyone in the room(besides Nb!MC, Thirteen, and Solomon): *raises their hands*
Solomon, who wasnât paying attention: Oh me! Me!
Nb!MC: *looks over at Belphie* Wh- Belphegor!?
Belphie: What? Get a few stiff drinks in me and Iâd toss that ass like a salad
Nb!MC: Youâd what my what like a WHAT!?!?
Asmo: Thriteen, put your hand up, youâre lyinâ
Thirteen: Iâm a lesbian, you idiot..
Asmo: *mumbling* How bout we prove that theory.. *rips a page from a magazine and puts it in front of Nb!MC*
Nb!MC:what the world do you think youâre- *looks down and sees it from a bikini modelling magazine* WHAT-
Belphie: PFFT-
Thirteen: *raises her hand now* ugh.. this is stupid..
Asmo: Yeah thatâs what I thought
Nb!MC: *now looking at the chat* YOURE ALL MISERABLE PERVERTS!!
Levi: Donât worry Nb, none of us would actually try anything! Youâre just.. nice to look at, is all!
Nb!MC: Do you suppose I should thank you for refraining from assaulting me!? *mumbles* Disgusting! *pushing Levi away* Obey the five foot rule, please!
Totally didnât forget this-
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Obey me random quotes part 76(I finally remembered it)
Cerberus: *clearly a dog*
Mammon: *points at Cerberus* Chicken!
Nb!MC: Dude thatâs a dog-
The food Solomon made: *explodes because why not-*
At Beelâs funeral(he died from food poisoning *cough* SOLOMON *cough cough*)
Nb!MC: Weâd like to take a moment to announce that-
The food Solomon brought: *explodes(again)*
M!MC: AHH-
Solomon: ALL MY FOOD.. KEEPS BLOWING U-
And then everyone died bc of Solomonâs food blowing up â€ïž
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YAY I CAN POST AGAIN đ„łđ„ł anyways-
Obey me random quotes part 75?????
Nb!MC after Lucifer said they were have tacos: But Satan said we were having burgers..
Mammon: *jokingly* If Satan jumped off a cliff would you?
*insert awkward silence*
M!MC: NB!
Nb!MC: well- I- Iâm- I mean it depends!
Lucifer: DONT JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
Nb!MC: well I wasnât planning on it-
Satan: But if I did you would?
*insert awkward silence pt.2*
Everyone in the room(besides Nb): NB!
Nb!MC: *puts their hands up* Alright chill! I wonât!
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Obey me random quotes part 74 (yes Iâm back(stupid tests))
A very hungry Beel: Iâm hungry
A child who eats as much as Beel (Nb!MC): *standing next to him, nodding*
Lucifer: *making dinner* So lick that coat! You smell like a-
Nb!MC: Grilled cheese
Lucifer: What?
Beel: grill us a cheese
Lucifer: Iâm not grilling you two a cheese!
Nb!MC: *starts crying*
Lucifer: Wha-
Beel: *also starts crying*
Lucifer: *rolls his eyes* Oh for fatherâs sake..
A few moments later..
Beel + Nb!MC: *eating the grilled cheeses happily*
Lucifer in the background: *sighs* Is this what I get for having two adopted kids that are the same avatar of sin..
Nb!MC: No! I just donât have a stomach! *smiles*
Beel: Oh cool!
Mammon: *happened to overhear everything* What the actual FU-
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Obey me random quotes part 73 (sorry for the inactivity lately đ„Č)
For reasons unknown, thereâs two Nb!MCâs, and no one can tell whoâs who
Mammon: *thinking of ideas and finally gets one* Try grounding them Lucifer
Lucifer: Oh yeah.. All right Nbâs, since I donât know which oneâs the real one *holds up a gun* youâre both grounded for three weeks!
Nb!MC: Hold the fuck up! What the fuck did I do to get grounded!? I swear to fuck I havenât tried to murder my siblings since you grounded me the first time Luci! Fuck you! Youâre fucking high! And youâre delusional as fuck!
Lucifer: *shots the other Nb*
Mammon: Nb Iâm so glad youâre ok! *hugs them*
Lucifer: Oh Iâm so glad I shot the right one..
Nb!MC: *pushes Mammon away* Well I wish you wouldâve shot me bitch cause now Iâm grounded for three fucking weeks!
Tell me why I thought Tumblr deleted my account because it kicked me out and wouldnât let me sign back in⊠I almost made another account đ„Č
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Obey me random quotes part 72 (send help)
Nb!MC: On a scale of one to ten how bad is it?
M!MC: oh.. Iâd say itâs about 7. âŠ..
Gn!MC: Arm ripped off??
Nb!MC: MY ARM IS WHAT!?
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Obey me random quotes part 71??
The triplets + Satan doing random things be like;
Nb!MC: *standing in the middle of the park, holding their scythe* Satan, how many-
Satan: 20
M!MC: *holding Nb back from stabbing themselves* Start lower.. I beg you-
Gn!MC: *eating popcorn* You canât hold them forever man!
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Obey me BIRTHDAY EVENT!!!! đ„łđ„łđ„ł
Solomon:Keep your eyes closed! I have a surprise!~ *brings everyone in the room*
Satan:*holding Nbâs favourite cake*
Nb!MC: Did you learn how to cook?
Solomon:.. I said surprise not miracle!
Mammon: *snickers in the background*
Nb!MC: Can I open my eyes now??
Solomon: Hold on! *gives Beel the flowers, Belphie the balloons, and everyone else the gifts they picked out* And⊠Now!
Nb!MC: Nah now Iâm scared to see what you- *opens their eyes and gasps*
Everyone(-Nb): HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Nb!MC: Omd! *starts tearing up* I thought you guys forgot!
Lucifer: How could we forget? Youâre family to all of us!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE đ„łđđ
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Obey me random quotes part 70
The triplets are on a mission but they canât get noticed;
Nb!MC: *turns into a bear*
M!MC: wait not like that-
Nb!MC: *turns back to their normal form, crossing their arms*
M!MC: not like that either-
Nb!MC: you want me to shift! *turns into a dog* you donât want to shift! *turns into a little boy* PICK A LANE!
M!MC: and now youâre a boy..
Nb!MC: I am today.. *leaves their hiding place*
M!MC: Wait-
Gn!MC: *sighs* letâs just get this over with..
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Obey me random quotes part 69
Barbatos: *holding Nb over the cliff* and just like that.. *drops them* Nbâs gone!
M!MC: *wasnât paying attention* huh-
Gn!MC: then whoâs tha-
Nb!MC: *standing behind Barbatos* wrong! Nbâs right here ya fucking Brussel sprout!
M!MC: *still wasnât paying attention* Huh-
Barbatos: AH WHAT THE FU- *falls off the cliff*
Nb!MC and Gn!MC: pfft-
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Obey me random quotes part 68
Leviathan: Shit! shit! shit! shit! shit! What the fuck am I supposed to tell Nb!?
Asmo: well they seem to like you Levi, maybe they would understand-
Levi: Ok my dick is good. But it is not that good Asmo!
Asmo: Levi I donât think we really have a choice!
Levi: so what you want me to just call them up and be like âHey Nb..â
A few minutes later..
Levi: *on the phone with Nb* so your brother came by, took your book and teleported off to who the fuck knows where! And we have no way of getting either of them back ok? Ok! Good talk! Byee.. *hangs up and looks over at Asmo* oh that actually went better than I thought-
Nb!MC: *breaks the door down in their demon form* LEVIATHANNNNN!!
IM MAKING THE EXPLANATION TO MY AU SOON IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND-
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