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Can someone please tell me how I can drink while pregnant because I seriously cannot deal with any more deaths... this is horrible.

#help

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I’m not able to drink but I have drinks so come hang out! I also brought burritos and some hot cocoa if anyone wants some. We even have our handy dandy fire pit ! It’s the first time in so long I’ve been able to get out of city hall. 

#starter

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do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?

I’d say so. I like to think transparency is important.

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Is that why you were poking me in my sleep?

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

Honestly, it was straight up weird. I was a bubble. Not even an epic bubble. Just a bubble. And I was floating around and was kind of in love with this cactus, but if I tried to hug the cactus, i would pop and be dead. 

#you started little one moving

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[text]: oh my god absolutely yes

[text]: I feel like repayment is in order and friendship is wading through the shit together.

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

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[text]: I love you lady 🤣

[text]: weed through the weirdos we shall!

[text]: I feel like this is equal parts funny and awkward as hell.

[text]: and partially my fault

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

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[text]: and apparently all the drama

[text]: find anyone for the lovely ladies yet?

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

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[text]: nahh it’s not using taxpayer money or anything

[text]: plus it’s not mandatory,right?

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

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[text]: oh yeah auditions!

[text]: I can arrange a public forum.

[text]: make it super official.

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

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[text]: oh boy okay.

[text]: well who’s single these days?

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

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Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

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You’re gonna be the best daddy ever. And the best husband because you’re so fricking awesome and I love you you doofball.

05: What is your relationship status?

Future wife to the best damn man that’s ever existed @defectivedetectivedavid Oh, and I’m his baby mama so there’s that too. In short, HEAVILY TAKEN. 

#i'm the lucky woman

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05: What is your relationship status?

Future wife to the best damn man that’s ever existed @defectivedetectivedavid Oh, and I’m his baby mama so there’s that too. In short, HEAVILY TAKEN. 

#Anonymous

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I do believe a certain Sheriff can do all three. @rhodesofthedevil​ @defectivedetectivedavid​ @copperdellcooper​ boys back me up here? 

16: turn ons

This feels a bit personal, but I like a person know knows how to handle a gun, or defend themselves.  Or can beat me in poker

#i feel like these are all VERY #specific #don't you think my dear theodore #or am i reading into the flirty too much?

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favourite memory of this last summer

Harris being relatively peaceful.

#theharrisreport

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how you met the person you fell hardest for

@defectivedetectivedavid was this odd detective I heard about through government channels. Someone told me he was mildly unorthodox and just really odd so I would go to the precinct on my time off and people watch. He actually caught me watching him and the rest is a rocky but solid history. Can’t stay away from my weirdo. Not even if I tried.

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I’m so happy for you! Welcome back home my love.

Elsa is glad I’m back. Gotta say, one of the better parts of being back in Harris.

#we missed you tons #welcome back to the shit show