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lil blurb about high!eddie being.. eddie.

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his finger pokes you in the side and you flinch, turning around to face him. a frown takes shape on your face immediately once you see the shape he’s in.

“eddie? what time is it? why are you still awake?”

eddie’s sat on the bed next to you, holding his knees to his chest, his index finger pointing out like he’s ready to poke you again. his eyes are wide and wild. you can see how red his scleras are even with how dim the light coming into his room is.

sighing, “go to sleep.” you say as you close your eyes again only to feel him poke you on your close lids a little too hard. “eddie!”

forced to wake up, you sit up on your elbows, staring at him as he sits motionlessly. only his eyes following your every breath.

after a moment’s silence and a staring contest in the near darkness, he speaks.

“i want string cheese.” he pokes you again, this time in the boob.

you slap his hand and roll your eyes at him. he always gets this way when he’s high. “then go to the kitchen and let me sleep.”

persistently, he pokes your arm, his finger digging deep into your flesh. “i want you to come with me.”

“yeah in your dreams.” you grab his wrists one by one and force his hands into his pajama pants’ pockets. he just watches you with his big eyes, pupils blown wide.

“please please please” he begs whiningly, his voice getting higher with each word. “please come and watch me eat string cheese.” you can’t help but chuckle at his silly desperation. he’s on the verge for tears for string cheese.

“eddie i’ve got work tomorrow.” you try to reason with him though it’s doubtlessly futile.

“it won’t take long i eat fast like this.” he tries to show you but he forgot how to take his hands out of his pockets so now he’s fake chewing, and doing it slower than he thinks he is, while his hands are moving under the fabric of his pockets. “come with me and you’ll see.”

you stifle your laugh, the static expression stuck on his face making the whole situation funnier than it should be. “the kitchen is like two feet away. just go.” pushing on his shoulders, you try to move him but he’s as stiff as a rock.

“i can’t go alone.” his thoughtless eyes peer into your sleepy ones. “i have separation anxiety.”

you stare at him dumbfoundedly for a few seconds. wordlessly trying to make sense of your boyfriend’s words before you burst into laughter. cackling like you’re the one who’s been hitting joints for the last three hours and he just stares at you. blank faced.

“i can’t go without you.” he whines as you try to collect yourself, barely suppressing your laughs as you remove the blanket off your warm body.

“get up.” you say and he’s on his feet in seconds. standing like a ghost, following you like a shadow as you make your way towards the kitchen.

you cross your arms over your chest, leaning your hip by the counter. “go ahead. eat your string cheese.”

you hear the fridge door open and the sounds of cheese being pulled out of its plastic wrapper, slightly shaking your head at the silliness of the situation.

“hey, turn around.” eddie says and you sigh in fake annoyance.

“what do you want now?”

“i want you to watch me eat string cheese.”

and you do.

you watch eddie put string after string of cheese in his mouth, chewing it as slow as a sloth. keeping direct eye contact the whole time. his face is as still as a painting, only blinking once tears spread over the surface of his eyes. you want to laugh the whole time but keep fighting it.

this is so ridiculous but you wouldn’t want it any other way.

“i’m done now.” he says before putting the cheese back in the fridge then he looks back at you in the same robotic stare. “i want you to come and watch me pee.”

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#RAAAAAAH #I LOVE HIM #favourite #mutuals 💕

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"Safe Abortion for All.

No Compromise - No Apology"

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“only for it to be stolen anyway” fuckn. preach. at this point, feels like they don’t even want to have to bother with copying someone’s homework and changing the name aka a smidgen of details from the original fic, they just want to full on steal it, and need those writers out of here to do it. i’ve seen so many imitation fics going around and they’re not even sneaky about it, it’s obvious. bold even.

i’ve witnessed in the last six months or so, some of my smut being stolen word for word by other writers, though i’ve said nothing because there genuinely is no point in bringing it up.

if you have a problem and voice it, you’re suddenly the issue, not the person who was in the wrong in the first place. i’ve had my head bitten off more times than not for being vocal about things that piss me off on this platform, so it’s easier to not draw attention to it and just let these people think they snapped with their fics 😌

but i’ll always know my own writing, even if it’s been slightly tweaked to throw me off. i remember everything i’ve written in the last few years, so they’re not being sneaky. imitation is a form of flattery or whatever, i just wouldn’t be comfortable putting something out knowing i copied it from another writer with zero effort put into it. smut pulls the most notes, but notes aren’t everything. if you can’t write it, just don’t, instead of copy and pasting somebody else’s hard work into your story. it’s literally that easy 😇

#anon ask

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Popping by to say people need to touch grass and I love having you around! It's fun seeing what you're sharing/posting :)

thank you sweetness!! 🥹🖤

#Candy’s love letters

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Can I ask you something out of curiosity?

Can people receiving anon asks know if the anons sent are from the same anon or other anons? I'm not sure if I worded what I wanted to ask clear enough or not😅

I am asking this because I sometimes on some accounts ( when I'm in anon mode) ask/reveal personal stuff about me and sign with a pseudonym in order for the author to recognize me/know it's me if we chatted or give an update or if I say how I looked like, but when I ask for more spicy things, I almost never sign because I'm shy about my asks. 😅😭

I just want to know if the authors knew all along. 😭

If you answer this, thank you so much girlie!!! Sending you love and positive vibes! 💖🥰

-Selenophile 🌙🌌✨

honestly i don’t know! its a great question, but i’m no super sleuth and i don’t go delving to find out things like that. people use anon for a reason, and your reason is perfectly valid!

if it was possible to check who the message had been sent from, i dont know why anybody would be interested or bothered enough to look over it in the first place. most of our followers use the anon button to interact with us in private because they’re shy, to me that’s a breach of trust.

sending all the love and positivity back!! 🫶🖤

#anon ask

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HES BALD AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH 😩😩😩

ME TOO. i am a certified bald joe lover its better than the baby bangs for sure 😌

#anon ask

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Anyone who says they’re proud of this country should be fucking disgusted with themselves. This place is a rotting cesspit of racism, inequality and greed. The masses can’t even be blamed for letting this happen because the system functions as it is meant to- to keep us all down, to keep us infighting, to keep us starving and overworked and bitter.

“We’re hungry”

- it’s because immigrants are putting pressure on the system! :(

“We can’t afford basic housing.”

- you just need to work harder! :(

“My job doesn’t pay me enough”

- get another job! :(

“No jobs will hire me”

- it’s because immigrants!

“I work three jobs and still can’t afford to support my family”

-oh look over there! A trans person! Icky, right? >:(

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that's my man 🫶🏻

#he definitely spits on it before he delves in #😇😇😇

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you haven’t written in months tho?? LOL

i’ve been writing, not posting. this fandom is dying as it is and as others get run out i’m trying not to be one of them, so i’m taking my time and being patient with myself.

#anon ask #only so many times i can regurgitate the same crap only for it to be stolen anyway! 😀

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Had to colorize this beauty too :)

#stop the madness

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Why are you still here then? Deactivate if it bothers you so much.

because unfortunately for you i genuinely still want to create and blog for the right reasons 🫶

#anon ask #imagine getting yourself in a twist over somebody being annoyed by weird behaviour #stop normalising people making spaces uncomfortable for others!

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some of you are way too comfortable threatening people on this app over some stupid shit. this place is genuinely scary and full of toxic weirdos lmao

#before you all start #this is about nothing and nobody in particular #i’ve just been seeing some real untoward shit going on over the last few weeks and it’s making me uncomfortable #there’s a reason why a lot of people are no longer in this fandom and it’s becoming very very fucking blatant to me #this is tumblr dot com #step outside and away from your phone screen nothing is that serious #candy has thoughts

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STEVE HARRINGTON 4.06: The Dive

#this sweater haunts my dreams

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Some silly Eddie reactions cus people seem to love them

#i’m in love with him your honour

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happy birthday joe keery you would hate how much i talk about wanting to fuck you on my blog 🤍

#if he found tumblr he’d have restraining orders against 99% of us #and i wouldn’t blame him #we’re all mentally deranged about him

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one of the two things i’ve been working on

coming tomorrow, this will either be a one shot or a two parter.

thank you to my sweet little butt cheek @likedovesinthewnd for putting me on ethel cain, i owe you my life bitch.

listen to thoroughfare by ethel cain here

#ziggy!!! i can’t wait for this 😭😭

[usedtobecooler]

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for