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vaingod · 5 hours
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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day
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vaingod · 6 hours
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vaingod · 23 hours
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walking home w my son*
*(1.5L protein chocolate milk)
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vaingod · 1 day
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vaingod · 1 day
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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vaingod · 1 day
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Boxer Mantis Nymph Fairy
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vaingod · 1 day
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vaingod · 2 days
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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr
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vaingod · 2 days
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its so wild being on call w my mom amd hearing her yell at my brother to be quiet cus shes "on the phone with your big brother" like they really went from gayness/transsexuality is the west agenda and "we are never calling you that and you will never be anything other than what you were born as to this family" and that i should never hope for them to accept me or call me the way i want to be called to now casually gendering me right even in small talk and naming me as a son a brother etc etc
wild how much me saying "so im changing my name officially, i know yall dont care and wont call me it, but ill be changing my last name too since this family doesnt care to have me in it" once caused such a massive fallout between my parents and i that they changed their behaviour out of pride cus family is the most important to them and having a kid not want to associate w them was something they couldnt stand even more than me changing gender and getting bottom surgery lmao
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vaingod · 2 days
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i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com
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vaingod · 2 days
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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vaingod · 2 days
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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences
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vaingod · 2 days
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vaingod · 2 days
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so true
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vaingod · 2 days
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vaingod · 2 days
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circuitry
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