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S: im assuming you want to fuck the table

J: I wanna fuck the table that is american fascism yeah

S: no no see you've brought the metaphor back in

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SHOOT! THAT! CATHOLIC!

-Jae and Sean in unison

#jfk #[redacted] #this is not an actionable threat

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Blog breakdown

4.1% piss posts

5.1% cum posts

87.9% not cum/ piss

2.2% clown posting

0.6% misc.

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No you have to sit in the piss it's your civic duty

-jae

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Look it's funny to imagine a yonic Richard Nixon

-Jae

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It's a horny day for alex jones

-Sean

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You have a weird last four digits of your social

-Jane looking at my w2

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Socks are kinda a sack, I'd object to them being a part of the body

-Sean

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Tag it with 9/11 they love that

-Jae

#9/11 #never forget

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Pussy so good you can't pull out when the trash compactor

-Jae

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Please Please harder your honor

-Jae

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Why do you keep getting yourself into penis incidents

-Jae

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Negging the CIA into assassinating Elon Musk

-Jae

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American chants are always like SHOOT THAT CHI-LD *stomp stomp clap clap clap*

-Jae

#prince george

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You're patting my head like you're going to put me down

-Jae

I think you can vape cum

-Jae unprompted during an unrelated conversation

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You could vape piss

-Jae later that night

I think you can vape cum

-Jae unprompted during an unrelated conversation

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I think you can vape cum

-Jae unprompted during an unrelated conversation