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#new years eve #every time i tell people this they're like oh that's so cool you're so lucky!!! no it fucking SUCKS let me tell you why. #it's 6 days after xmas which means i dont get my birthday actually celebrated and no one buys things specifically for my birthday. #its just the things that come late from xmas #which okay fine that's not too big of a deal #what ACTUALLY sucks are the fucking fireworks im so sick of the goddamn fireworks dude #on the plus side i never had to go to school on my birthday but that's like the only good thing abt it #my birthday is overshadowed by everything else and that's what sucks abt it to me #about me

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

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first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

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"Easter Egg" Weevil (Pachyrhynchus cf. erichsoni), family Curculionidae, Mindanao, Philippines

photographs by Bald Guy With a Camera

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To The Person Who Walked Past The Window - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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BLOOD FEVER

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⚠️ Warning: Super gay thing ⚠️

You 🫵

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the venus girdle (cestum veneris) | aquatilis_expedition on ig

#what a wonderful world we live in

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I’ve been captivated by his wounded animal swag, and tendency to react to well intentioned kindness with fearful aggression

#oc tag #roswell aphelion

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Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

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I'm gonna say it here too. Allow me to be crystal fucking clear.

It is not cowardly to stay in the closet. Full stop. You do not owe anyone any part of yourself you aren't ready to share

If you unable to come out because you fear for your safety or well-being or because you know it will cause you substantial discomfort, that is not a defect in you. It's a failure of the society in which you live and the community surrounding you.

If you just don't want to share that part of yourself, that is valid and I support you

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what the fuck