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bnuuy

#ph #fucking bnuuy #oh i love him. i love them

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this is cruel i know like two people and one of them is the person who tagged me (<3)

"The piercer just shrugged, and retreated behind the curtain."

@helplessly-nonstop @resentfuldonuts do u both still use tumblr? idk we will see

RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

Thank you for the tag @pendulum-sonata!

The inky blackness of the artificial sky slowly gives way to the shades of dawn, and the sun greets the denizens of the Luofu as it begins its westward journey.

...oh shit that's a lot of tags. Uh. 30 people...

@team-frightfur, @phantomknights, @moonbisexualsharktamerr, @tiredgremlintime, @cyber-cup1d, @enter-the-performapals, @yogoodfella, @nettleshuttle, @predaplants, @entermages, @eclipse-needs-sleep, @angel-of-sweet-revenge, @gyppygirl2021, @thundermarisol, @howaboutalittlehelpneos, @performapals , @moonlight-scintilla, @fluffalpenguin, @capriciousbuzzsawshark, @aceofyugioh, @aero-erin, @vanilla-poisons, @saltiestcoconut, @pigeonsage, @overobsessedfanboy23, @bphantom01, @asena-queenslayer, @tineetinylily, @solemntitty, @alchemiclee

Apologies for any annoyance of course (I thought long and hard about every tag here but I can't be sure if everyone's on board with getting tagged out of nowhere), and for anyone who sees is even if not tagged, feel free to take part as well!

#gil.txt #do not know people on tumblr #we are lucky i stopped this fic when i did tho this sentance could have been way longer and way more incriminating #on my feelings about chuuya with a face full of metal #which are plentiful and gay

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WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT YUGIOH UWU DAY SHIT

#happy belated birthday uwu you can now legally vote in the us #fucked up statement i dont like that actually #ygo

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Redraw

#ygo #urmom.com

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Weed Humor

#this happens to me 3 out of 4 times i get high #and 2 out of those 3 it is distressing and the other one its kinda fun and funky

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everytime i see someone talking abt how many steps they got at work to emphasize how much they were running around i remember when i was working technically 4pm-midnight last summer except we didnt ever actually leave until at least 1:30 am, specifically the day that we were there until 6 am, and i had hit 10k steps for the day (which reset at midnight) by 4 am

#gil.txt #fuck that job sincerely #gotta love the 'you dont get to leave until the work is done' jobs

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#omg little lace bat #needlework #fave #bats

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#bsd #omg how have i never seen this art before #sigma looking absolutely beautiful over here #radiant stunning effervescent

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manchineel apple memes 

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being mutuals isn't enough we need to get high together

#zenny

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Alright, yet another poll cause I’m bored.

Edit: To clarify, each piercing counts as one. So if you have one in each ear you have two piercings.

#currently 7 #both lobes to gue septum bridge and both nostrils #i used to have a navel and a philtrum as well #but my navel rejected in college and i like high waisted pants too much to get it redone #i had my philtrum (medusa) done twice but my lip ate it both times #after having it dug out of my lip twice i decided i just wasnt meant to have that piercing #which blows bc it was sexy as fuck but oh well #i wanna get my nipples done but i wanted to wait til id had top surgery and havent gotten around to it since healing #im sure i will end up with either two or four lip piercings too but no specific plans yet #i think ear piercings are great but i toss and turn so much that i havent been able to commit to one yet. maybe when i run out of space

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Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.

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im a lil high and i have cilantro soap questions

if cilantro tastes like soap to some people why is it such an uncommon soap scent? I feel like things that taste like soap should be soap

before soap existed what did the soap gene cavemen say cilantrussy. hang on i have to stop this mid sentence because my phone autocorrected cilantro to cilantrussy which means i have previously typed that word out enough for my phone to think it’s a word and more of a word than cilantro. i have some inward reflection to do.

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Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

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Wake up it's time to get blocked and reported

#tbh

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if you do more than one fuck you but also vote for the one you think is the worst/most dangerous. reblog for sample size

disclaimer: dykebluejay industries LLC does not condone these practices

#i used to be a left lane on the highway bitch but my car cant go over 70 without the engine malfunctioning #so i dont like to taker her over 65 anymore just ot be safe #so i p much only use it if i have to pass a semi now #my actual toxic driving trait tho is that sometimes if i start dissociating while driving #i will mistake a green light for a red one and start slowing down #never the other way around tho #i think its a combination of information overload and an out of body feeling that just makes my brain lag sometimes #doesnt happen often but