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Hi guys! My friend created this petition, so could any of you please sign and/or reblog this post? It’s a very important subject, and I hope the petition succeeds!

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kot - a regular cat

koshka - a regular female cat

kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet

kisa -  a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens

kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat

koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death 

kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories

kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we not sure if it’s even a cat 

koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him

kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella. 

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The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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Me, innocently reading history shit:

This batshit website:

I'm sorry a WHAT

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Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

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Found this awesome Discord server! My friend Emma runs it, but we only have three members so far…

https://href.li/?https://discord.gg/cpxMR45g

#cant join bc I don’t have a discord acc lol #but I’ve seen the server #it’s really nice #but doesn’t have too many messages yet lol

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reblog this if your icon could kill a man

#ermmm #hear me out #my pfp has a hand in it #idk whose hand it is #it’s a random photo I found on the interwebs #but it’s someone’s hand #and I choose to believe they can kill someone #with the power of books?

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Dearest Willa,

I’ve noticed that you do not follow his majesty, @kinggeorgethethirdofengland. Are you a patriot, and therefore a traitor to the crown! Please assure me that it is not so.

Your Worried and Most Certainly Not Sarcastic Friend,

Mae

Dearest Mae,

I regret to inform you that I am in fact a patriot and my loyalties lie with the United States of America. I also regret to inform you that patriots don’t shut up, we grow up, and when we look at you, we throw up. So, sucks to suck.

Your Patriot Comrade,

Willa

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Alexander: I support all sexualities!

Alexander: except whatever the fuck this is

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skinny jean twink alexander hamilton is finally done

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crazy how every time you go on a walk it’s like ohh that’s why i’m alive

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@vive-la-revolution @the-reynolds-pamphlet AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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alexandra yanul

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Ron Chernow, what the actual fuck?

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.