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#show more... show fucking more

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Sorry, your game looks cool, but the promotional material used the words "wholesome" and "cozy" so I gotta stick by my principals.

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i don't dare to make a post like this under the twitter menswear guy panopticon lest i speak out of turn but i do like it when men wear white suits with brown shoes, it's delicious. they look like ice creams

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do you guys know how hard it is to only know people who like women? i only know lesbians and straight guys. i start talking about my attraction to men and they start saying “ok, we guess it’s hot when you see a guys soft dick, whatever” ……FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THE LATEST DM EPISODE.... SHE'S FINALLY HEEEREEE

#it's SO GOOD...

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i hope this isn't too random but i just wanted to say i love ur art!! i know u dont really post art here anymore, but every once in a while watch the old sketchbook tour videos you posted and it always inspires me. how is your art journey fairing? i hope all is going well for you. have a great day!!

thank you!!!! that makes me so happy to hear,… and im amazed and flattered you’ve kept up with me and my daily nonsense posts on this blog for so long without any art… but fear not! i’ve been posting my art online again for a little while; my tumblr and twitter (where i post only art) is @solarwick if you want to see what i’ve been drawing :^) i’m not surprised you don’t know about it because i haven’t and don’t really advertise it here.

my art journey has been very nice lately, very scenic. I’m currently trying desperately to learn how to draw backgrounds more complicated than Table and Chair, and it’s very hard, but i find myself enjoying the process. thank you for asking :^) I hope you have a wonderful day as well!

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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not interacting with rage bait is so easy. just the old scroll past em same as always. not making a vague, angry tumblr post? class and discipline that i do not have

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am i cursed to fight an endless ant war. every summer i kill a billion ants. every spring they crawl right back into my death trap house. you won’t win. i have chemical weapons. please.

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we'll talk about cis men having fragile egos but tbh! patriarchal gender roles gives everyone fragile egos when it comes to gender because its inherently unhealthy. it ties the very concept of self to gender & then makes gender something one can easily fail at. cis women who feel attacked when told they hurt someone (because they feel like their role as a caretaker is being threatened) and cis women who get angry at gender neutral medical language (because the patriarchy values the idea that womanhood & pregnancy (& everything related to it) are synonymous) are behaving in the same way men who feel attacked when their masculinity is threatened. trans people will also do this too, sometimes overcompensating because we have to fight ten times as hard to not be seen as failures by default. patriarchal gender is always fragile and quick to lash out because the patriarchy survives on fear and specifically the fear of losing one's self via gender failure (& the material punishments that come with that). hope this helps

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due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

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my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

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in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open

#SO GOOD

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do you belibe in herobrine

no but i do think that the moment i stopped believing in herobrine was the moment the world got a little greyer

#miss you sweet king. i remember when i made self insert fanart of me being his number one enemy.

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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

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i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

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