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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!
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when did we as a society start allowing a sandwich to cost sixteen dollars? eighteen? I know I've paid twenty-one dollars for a sandwich at this point. is this just the world now? sandwich prices don't come down like gas prices. they go up & up & up. good luck to us all
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I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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HOT TAKE
Editing is more fun than the first draft
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‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up
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Last Line Challenge
Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like).
got tagged by @ranilla-bean with these huge eyes and expectation of sharing something specific, which i now pretend to completely forget what it was! also i forgot that i should share one thing but i already prepped 6 different ones soo... uhhh
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tagging with absolutely no pressure, but if you would like to do!
@ssreeder @chitsangenthusiast @petricorah @paramouradrift @blu3berrydraws and uh. -pointing at whom this perhaps could be crossing on the dash!- no seriously, tag me, i am noisy and curious!
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the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids
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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together
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4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
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P.S. please leave this in the tags, I'm curious how wrong y'all are.
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fascinating to me how quickly we forget that the cycles repeat. people treating 5-15 year olds like this breed of superchild created to do evil and taint the world. that was all of us. "they're wrecking sephoras" you would not survive a 2015 hot topic with this mindset. "they're falling for the stanley cup thing" buying on trend overly robust camping gear for every day use is like. a middle class tradition in this country. our glorious kånken backpack vs their wicked stanley cup.
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