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Do you have an unpopular opinion about shameless or gallavich

Hey anon! Sorry it took me so long to get back to you!

I believe I've only seen one post about it a long time ago (and I think it was an anon ask but don't quote me on it) but it been thinking about this post for such a long time that I needed to make one myself -

I think Mickey changes his last name to Gallagher, and here's why:

Because Mickey has been a Gallagher for years. Ian had his back more than the Milkovichs ever did. Ian is his fucking (partner, lover,) family. you know?

Mickey liked a lot of traditional stuff about their wedding / marriage and I think he would like to share a last name. Since both of their last names are long... they decide to keep it simple. And the gallavich thing is too cringy for them.

Have you seen how smitten they look when they call each other 'husband'? Those two possessive sappy motherfucker would love it. Mickey loves being Ian's, Ian loves knowing Mickey is family in every way.

Milkovichs are known from being involved with illegal shit (remember the Paula comment? I also think that why Mickey got 15 years) and Mickey wants to distance himself from that. Him and Ian are trying to build a semi legal life together. 'Milkovich' is just adding to the stigma of southside ex-con he already has to deal with.

After Terry dies, Mickey wants to get rid of anything his father gave him. With Mandy gone, Colin and Iggy ran away a long time ago... he doesn't really have anyone but Sandy from his family. So no real attachment to it.

The Gallaghers are his fucking family. He might bitch about them all the time but they truly are his family and I think it would feel right for him. It took him no time to fit right in the Gallagher house, building relationships with all of Ian's siblings. By the time they get married he's feeling more at home than ever, even after years of being gone.

I don't think Ian would ever want to / feel comfortable calling himself a Milkovich. A. because of Terry and all the horrible things he did B. he never fit in with Mickey's family and C. because Gallaghers have a weird attachment to their last name, "we're Gallaghers" is a part of their personality. D. it would make Mickey's tattoo even weirder.

extra point- I don't headcanon them having their own kids, but possibly getting custody of Franny and possibly fostering kids when they're older. I think having one last name might make them feel more like a family.

That's pretty much it, I think. I might add to it later on. Thank you for the question, anon! I'm happy to hear your opinions though!

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The fact that Mickey admits canonically that ‘if he doesn’t get something up his ass every once in a while he’ll get bitchy’ makes me unbelievably happy

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I’m back bitches! And it’s Galladrabble time!

This weeks prompt Mean and Scary @galladrabbles @depressedstressedlemonzest

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The Milkovich Guide to Being Mean and Scary

Mickey gives off a scary first impression, and his actions used to back it up. Mickey had expressed himself through violence from a very young age. He had to be that way to survive.

Ian wasn't fooled though, he saw right through the mean and scary and found mischievous and sensitive.

“Kiss me and I’ll cut your fucking tongue out,” Mickey threatened. Ian heard "I'm not ready yet."

"Fuck you is what you're invited to!" is easily translated to "I want you to come over."

"Miss me?" is clearly "I've miss you."

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GALLAVICH as BARBIE (in/sp)

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Ian manhandling Mickey

requested by @whaticameherefor

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ian is my fave we are so the same

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IAN & MICKEY || SHAMELESS - 3x06

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Tries to throw a punch at you and accidentally grabs your penis and starts jerking you off real good

#live from the 1x07 writer’s room #<- HAHAHA

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Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul on earth:

Me: I think what this situation needs is an entire post dedicated to Mickey’s slutty knee…

::nods to self::

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IAN GALLAGHER | SHAMELESS 6x12

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8x01 // 10x12

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Ian and Mickey mate a TikTok pretending to be each other

Ian flopping down on Mickey like Mickey probably does as soon as Ian gets home. Ian „starving“ and Mickey had the day off and obviously didn’t make dinner. Mickey trying to lift Ian then way Ian lifts him but it’s not as easy as it looks.

(You can’t tell me this isn’t Ian trying to list his short the way Mickey did in the gym locker room)

okay, but. how can you plop this into my inbox as if i'm not going to be immediately obsessed over this.

Mickey trying to lift Ian then way Ian lifts him but it’s not as easy as it looks. -> not him trying to be all serious about it, but finally breaking down with a supposed angry huff that just turns into a laughing fit and yapped "how the FUCK do you do that", which probably has ian going all smirky with an "it's easy, see-" yanking mickey up from the ground.

can we have mickey carrying around one of those tiny step ladders to constantly be bigger than ian? which. probably doesn't have the intimidating kind of effect when they start to bicker that he hoped for. actually, ian is just fucking endeared and the skit kind of tanks into a making out session.

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Gallavich AU List

Gallavich AUs

Canon divergent AU High school AU Famous AU Celebrity AU Jury duty AU Medieval Ukrainian AU Magic AU Fem Gallavich AU Gods AU Cruise AU

Work: Artist AU Coworkers AU Bartender AU Trapeze artist AU Physical therapy AU Massage therapy AU Musician AU Motocross AU Body Painter AU Chefs AU Office AU Print shop AU 'Medieval Times' experience AU Photographer AU Teacher AU Doctor AU Escape room AU Hockey AU Athlete AU Pilot AU Blogger AU Trucker AU Movie AU Personal trainer AU

Inspired by other media: Game show AU Big Brother AU Call Of Duty AU Scandal AU Tiktok AU Hunger games AU Lumatere chronicles AU

Meet Cute / Meet Ugly: Dog meet cute AU Ugly train meet cute AU

Mickey: Artist Mickey Bartender Mickey Graphic designer Mickey Actor Mickey Musician Mickey Chef Mickey Care giver Mickey non-binary Mickey Teacher Mickey Doctor Mickey

Ian: EMT Ian Bartender Ian Veteran Ian Actor Ian Musician Ian Model Ian Healer Ian Witch Ian Knight Ian Photographer Ian Chef Ian Teacher Ian Doctor Ian Referee Ian Author Ian

Honorary mention is this beautiful tag - AU shenanigans with Nosho @creepkinginc thank you for being my partner in crime

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Episode Masterpost - Gallavich-Headcanon

S1 1x01 1x02 1x03 1x04 1x05 1x06 1x07 1x08 1x09 1x10 1x11 1x12

S2 2x01 2x02 2x03 2x04 2x05 2x06 2x07 2x08 2x09 2x10 2x11 2x12

S3 3x01 3x02 3x03 3x04 3x05 3x06 3x07 3x08 3x09 3x10 3x11 3x12

S4 4x01 4x02 4x03 4x04 4x05 4x06 4x07 4x08 4x09 4x10 4x11 4x12

S5 5x01 5x02 5x03 5x04 5x05 5x06 5x07 5x08 5x09 5x10 5x11 5x12

S6 6x01 6x02 6x03 6x04 6x05 6x06 6x07 6x08 6x09 6x10 6x11 6x12

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“you’re nothing but a warm mouth to me” those aren’t mickey’s words, those are terry’s.

this isn’t just me defending mickey from having said such hurtful words, this is me truly believing that mickey, at that time, was wholly and completely a product of his upbringing.

it was insidious the way terry snaked his way into mickey’s entire existence. terry thought he was bringing his children up in his image; he tried to beat his beliefs into them. so when i hear “you’re nothing but a warm mouth to me” i hear terry’s words coming out of mickey’s mouth.

#Mickey milkovich #terry milkovich

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wo ah the misery. everbody wanna be my enermy

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MICKEY MILKOVICH in 4x08