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The post about angel wings not needing to be purely white to be beautiful reminded me of a picture I LOVE

This pigeon is an angel

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How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

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*Is it true, or did Google Gemini just make it up, or did somebody just make that up about Google Gemini?

*Well, who knows; your guess is as good as Google Gemini's

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you like psychotic people. reblog.

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no nonbinary person should ever feel obligated to say that they’re aligned with a binary gender. your gender does not have to be described in relation to binary genders, nor do you have to feel more closely connected to one of the two.

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one of the many victims of streaming is the dvd homepage where they included lil games, bloopers, director commentary, and behind the scenes. I miss u gurl

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small cat, big cat

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sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying

#oc: galen

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Block meta from scraping your posts for AI in three or more easy steps

Oh I have the right thank heavens. 🙄 Here's how you object bc it's neatly hidden away in the small print:

I kept my objections nice and easy:

In retrospect I shoulda been bolder and just said, don't use ANY of my posts but there it is.

I received an acknowledgement of my objection barely 10 minutes later over email:

For what it's worth 😬🤞

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he is skittering and scampering so cutessss

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Hey anybody going to talk about rescued sacrificial maidens. Like yes a guy with a fuck off sword turned up and so you're not getting fed to the dragon/water creature/mountain spirit/vague embodiment of all things scary and you get to go back home, but is that really home? Your mom hugs you and your dad says he's so happy you're alive and you know that when they said they'll do anything to keep you safe they didn't really mean it. They have a feast prepared and you get to taste what they cooked for your funeral, help wash the dishes after. And it's selfish to think that between the whole village with everyone in it and you they wouldn't pick the lesser evil but it still leaves an emptiness in your chest, knowing exactly how much your life is worth. And the neighbors smile at you awkwardly and the neighbors' kids yell "hey! I thought you died!" because they don't know not to do that yet and maybe you did. Maybe you did.

And the hero with the fuck-off sword rode off into the sunset the way they always do but you're still here and you herd the cows by the cliff where you were tied up in your cleanest clothes waiting to not be alive anymore and sometimes you think that would be easier and when you don't come back one day, you can imagine it's a relief for everyone involved. Maybe you'll be the new thing to haunt the mountain, or maybe you'll follow down the road and listen for cries that sound like yours did. Either way, there's little left to fear. You know exactly how much your life is worth.

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Me: *opens a word processor*

Me: gonna write me some meaningless fluff

'meaningless fluff' outline, two hours later: CHARACTER is good at UNIQUE ABILITY but it's held back by MAJOR FLAW. They have PROBLEM, which they notice as SYMPTOM. If they do RESPONSE then they will get OUTCOME. In the end, they actually DO/DON'T and this is GOOD/BAD.

Future me: when did this fic stop being fluff?

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one of my students just came up to me and went "happy Monday. the situations never end." on GOD they don't, little buddy. On God they don't.

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New pose reference from my new Comic & Anime book on www.PoseMuse.com. It has over 180 new art references. If you do the preorder, as a bonus you'll receive:

20% off the cover price! Discount ends on the day before publication. (Use checkout code VOLUME10)

Access to the Poses For Artists Volume 10 pdf, before the public, when it publishes in mid-June.

The Poses For Artists Book Sampler #2, as soon as you order. The sampler has over fifty free poses from all ten books, some unreleased. The sampler is currently unavailable to the public.

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