what is likeโฆ the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?
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why did white people stop assassinating their own presidents... nobody wants to work anymore
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weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily Iโm gonna combust
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i hate when europeans make fun of americans for being hopelessly dependent on the burger. because its true. i AM hopelessly dependent on the burger. i love burger. burger is like a beautiful butch lesbian to me
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Hate when I take a nap with a headache and wake up still having a headache. You had one fucking job!!!!
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'kids these days are weirdly scrupulous for no reason'. WRONG not for no reason. grew up on increasingly de-anonymized internet, being available to everyone all the time, data tracked, google sees all, digital panopticon, etc. less and less space to explore and form own opinions without judgment from broad public audience. lack of privacy can be deeply traumatic and cause intense paranoia, obsession with thought crimes, morality, etc. not good.
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my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk
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you know what will salvage this expensive and unemployable degree? a second, even less employable degree!! #grad school
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i cant hold a conversation i ghost people for days and i think im a burden all the time do you still want me
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#me trying to keep my cool
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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I've had a conversation with an old college friend a couple months ago and she told me where she lives now, it's not permitted to have your children share a bedroom, which surprised me. And she also thought it was abusive to do so. So, yeah, poll time.
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there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"
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