victoriancryptid

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now who told him he could be this cunt

#GOD i need him #depeche mode #alan :)

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#happy pride month to depeche mode and to depeche mode ONLY #depeche mode

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good morning lgbt community (dm mutuals)

#good morning #depeche mode

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Let’s play Master and Servant…⛓️

#alan backpack #depeche mode

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#not really to be honest #i mean the 90s were a rough time but ultimately he took care of himself by leaving dm #and he’s been vibing under a rock ever since

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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

#HAHAHAGAGAGAHAGHDDHH #funnily enough i had yet another dream about the titanic sinking last night. i’ve probably had like 10 dreams about it sinking at this point #tagged #nefarious-nightjar

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#both. both is good #do i need to give this a tw? i know some people reclaim these terms but some people still see them as slurs so #if you want them tagged in future let me know

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Marsha P Johnson with Snoopy

#BLESSED IMAGES

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A new cat color has been spotted in Finland. This is really interesting. A lot of common cat coat patterns have only evolved in the last 1,000 years. The tabby cat coloration only evolved in the Middle Ages.

#WAKE UP BABE NEW CAT DROPPED

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Okay okay I wanna play

Spin the wheel for a Shakespeare character!

Reblog for sample size, etc. Would love to hear what you got + reasoning in the tags!

#horatio is super gay so he wouldn’t be interested but i’d marry him #i’m a depressed bitch like hamlet and i think he could be a voice of reason for me

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Semifinals: Bracket B

Semifinals: Bracket A - Tainted Love vs. Blue Monday

#disappointed but not surprised #enjoy the silence is one of my favourite songs ever #sweet dreams is good but it’s so much more popular so enjoy the silence doesn’t have much of a chance 😔😔

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Semifinals: Bracket A

Semifinals: Bracket B - Enjoy the Silence vs. Sweet Dreams

#insulting honestly #blue monday is one of the most influential songs ever #tainted love is good but blue monday deserves better than this

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sorry for getting thirsty on main y’all know i have a thing for alan’s hands 😭😭😭

#i am down bad #to say the least #soliloquies

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alan wilder’s hands

#OUGHHHHHHHH #i want him to put his fingers- i’ll stop myself there #lordddd #alan :) #depeche mode

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alan wilder’s hands (part 2)

(part 1)

#oh. oh oh. OH #OH #jesus christ #alan :) #depeche mode

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