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Straight guy one beer in: I can’t wait to have a wife

Straight guy two beers in: (to slightly effeminate guy friend) c. Cana I pleleaaase get you pregannt

#macdennis #itsalwayssunny #it's always sunny in philadelphia

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#my fave stupid pretty boys

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Whumpril Day 29- Alt prompt 11: "Why didn't you tell me?"

He feels ten again, hiding away in the trophy room (none of his in sight, he was ordered to keep them in his own bedroom) after Father yelled at him, trying in vain to take deep breaths through a trachea that felt thin as a straw.

This time, it isn't the maid that finds him. It's-

“Hey, are you alright?”

Peter.

#the mindy project #whumpril #whumprilday29 #jerpeter

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Whumpril Day 28- Alt prompt 2: Brain Fog

Dennis has POTS, and today his brain is filled with an impenetrable fog.

#whumpril #whumprilday28 #iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #its always sunny #macdennis #dennis reynolds has pots

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

#please do this that would be fun

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was talking w my mom about sunny last night and i was telling her abt how charlies illiterate and her bf called charlie stupid and without thinking i was like "no hes not stupid?" and its just.. it made me realize how ppl who dont really watch sunny dont fucking get it.. like if you just payed a little bit more attention to the characters and how they're genuinely complex ppl youd realize joyce isnt close to stupid.. she's illiterate, has pica, and shows many signs of being autistic... it just seems icky yk, smarts doesnt come down to people who can read and shit its so much more

#no honestly... do people not remember charlie work??? #the way he planned everything out perfectly #the way he knew exactly what note frank had to play on the recorder #just bc hes not booksmart doesn't mean he isnt intelligent

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Dennis and POTS

This is a headcanon you can pry from my cold, dead hands. I'm obsessed with it right now and here's why:

It embodies all that Dennis worries about, whether he's aware of that or not. It's a lack of control, a sign of some sort of 'physical imperfection' that he can't do anything about, a lifelong condition thrown onto his vitruvian back when he least expects it. He has to be reliant on others to a certain extent- to trust Mac to catch him if he faints, for Dee to carry something salty in her pocket for him when he runs out and needs a boost. It isn't something he can simply will away or deny.

If he's going to pass out, he's going to pass out. And yeah, it might even happen multiple times a day.

So what's the timeline?

Well, he probably gets diagnosed in his late teens. After all, it's hard to ignore a teenage boy passing out that often, even if Dennis tries to conceal it for a while (which he definitely does. After gym, Mac often finds him sitting in one of the bathroom stalls, his head between his legs, trying and failing to stay awake). Barbara doesn't care when he's diagnosed. She thinks he'll grow out of it, because her perfect boy would never be subjected to a lifelong condition. Frank cares perhaps even less. It's up to Mac, Dee, and Charlie to keep anything bad from happening to him.

When Dennis goes to Penn, things get pretty difficult. His frat bros aren't exactly the most helpful during flare-ups. They don't lower him to the ground when he passes out, they let him fall and then draw dicks on his face while he's unconscious. When he wakes up, groggy and confused and nauseous, there's nobody there to reassure him that he's okay. It's why he spends a lot of his time at Dee's dorm. The dorm parent there rolls her eyes whenever she sees Dennis ascending the stairs to get to his sister's room, but Dennis shoots her a glare and carries on anyway. Being with his sister means having somebody there who will look after him, even if she pretends to protest about it.

By the time they buy Paddy's, Dennis' flare-ups are growing more frequent. He doesn't know whether it's the stress of everything, the drinking, or what, but he often finds himself having to stop what he's doing to lay down in the back office. They keep a mini fridge in there filled with bottled water, ice packs, and snacks. It's mysteriously replenished every time Dennis clears it out during an episode.

With time, managing things gets easier. The gang knows more about what they can do to help things, and Dennis starts being able to identify what things are going to trigger him, and when he's about to have a pretty bad flare up.

Still, whenever his head starts to swim and the sweat prickles on the back of his neck, his heart races not only from the POTS but from fear. That bit- the loss of control, the eyes rolling back in his head, the all-consuming darkness- that doesn't get easier.

It probably never will.

#pots dennis #dennis reynolds has pots #i will be writing way more Dennis pots fics but for now have this #iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds

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hey lol, it's maisiec33 on AO3, I'm definitely gonna be writing more POTS dennis but if u want to I'd love to read ur take on the idea too 🤭

Chapter two will be up in a few days!

Thank you so much for the prompt, @maisiec33!

#(maisiec33 here just on my sunny alt) #AGHHHHHHHHH #This was SO GOOD #im so excited for another chapter #i feel like a kid at Christmas

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does anyone wanna hear me ramble about POTS dennis

#iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #its always sunny

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part 2!!

Whumpril Day 3- Alt prompt 8: Allergic reaction

Coop has the worst asthma attack of his life. Neela deals with that.

#whumpril #whump #whump fic #med whump #er 1994 #dr nick cooper

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for all who have been patiently awaiting this knowledge....

kittden's favourite colour is red.

#kittden

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Me bcos dennis got so fucked up by his parents and everything else that happened to him that he went insane and a product of those bad decisions he always made was Brian Jr and then he knew that he couldnt change quickly enough to be a good dad so he left because hed do more harm than good and the way he turned away when mandy tried to take the baby back im SICK SICK SICK he had a SON

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coquettishly burns ur apt down

#sigh... babygirl

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Whumpril Day 23- Presumed Dead

When Mac doesn't return home from the gym, Dennis starts to fear the worst.

#iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #its always sunny #macdennis

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they must now fight to the death (there can only be one dennis)

#iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #its always sunny

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he is HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

his little nips captivate me 💞💞💞

thank you @gryphll so much, I will treasure him forever (along w the other plushes when they arrive lol)

#iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #its always sunny

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Whumpril Day 22- Stoicism Breaks

Coop does something stupid. Something reckless. Something heroic.

He steps right into the flames.

Hope you like it anon!!

#er 1994 #dr nick cooper #coopneela #whumpril #whumprilday22