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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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I love that Tumblr is like “We got Neil Gaiman to do a question and answer session so send in your questions and maybe he’ll answer them!” as though the man hasn’t spent the last few years hanging out here answering random questions and cementing himself as a widely beloved fixture of this site

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I have two moms so this is how I differentiate

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Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

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Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

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Averaged Faces of Members of the 116th United States Congress

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Src

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alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

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There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

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This is to pride discourse like when a new guy comes into the wrestling ring w a chair. Absolute mayhem to the discursive ecology

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is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

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I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

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here’s a quiz i made: allow me to assign you a beloved character trope.

7 results: femme fatale, queen, prophet, poet, witch, gentleman thief, and otherworldly spirit in human form. enjoy ✩