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My favorite episode of Dragon Ball Z was the one where Vegeta had a gun that was nearly as big as he was and a dark orange Dragon Ball. 

#DBZ

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@imaginarycircus met Weird Al and didn't even know it.

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

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There's a little guy in the tub

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A general reminder—periodic cicadas pose no threat to anyone and their plant damage is limited to nipping off the ends of twigs. Please do not hose them with pesticide. They are slow and clumsy and confused and only want to make friends with other cicadas and eventually die of sexual exhaustion.

Yes, the screaming is a lot, but they’ve been extremely quiet neighbors for thirteen years, cut them some slack as they go through the most fraught time of their lives.

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love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

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I thought I was late to my appointment at the ADHD clinic but the ADHD clinic knows their clients well and the appointment reminded me to be here at 1:30 when my appointment was actually at 2:00.

Me: oh good I'm actually on time! :)

Me, realizing why and being overcome by the mortifying ordeal of being known: >:/

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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Holy shit, they got Voyager 1 working again!

15 billion miles away and NASA was able to tweak code packages on one of the onboard computers and it worked and Voyager 1 is sending signals back to earth for the first time since November.

Incredible!

#Science!

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#Oh Tumblr

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯