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vikirose · 5 years
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This man is still gorgeous !!!
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Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you're spared and will only get a summed up version
Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man's body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!
Don't believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men's body fat is under 7%, they're dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it's literally only for that day, because it's extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they're at their worst when they're filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his "beer belly" and I'm genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.
Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.
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vikirose · 5 years
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Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly wait backstage at the RKO Pantages Theater in Hollywood to present awards at the 1956 Oscars ceremony. Kelly is wearing a dress by Helen Rose and Hepburn, of course, is wearing Givenchy.
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vikirose · 5 years
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Guess I update a pic since I changed my hair color for the hundred time 😁
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Omg 😭
So this was Kit in tears realizing that Jon murders Daenerys in the finale and I don’t know what to do with this information
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Some aesthetics
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online grooming is at an all time high. please, minors, be cautious of monsters like this
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vikirose · 5 years
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Y’all almost beat my ass when I said this awhile ago but it’s true!
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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
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opportunity rover: my battery is low and it is getting dark
me, already on the phone begging nasa to send me to mars so i can help her:
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vikirose · 5 years
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Mr. Sir purs a lot!!!
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Mellow yellow 🤙
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there is…. another juice
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