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violatememoreplease · 6 hours
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you bottle Miette??
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violatememoreplease · 7 hours
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you bottle Miette??
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I smoke weed and my dick fall off
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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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violatememoreplease · 11 days
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violatememoreplease · 20 days
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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.
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violatememoreplease · 30 days
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The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.
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violatememoreplease · 1 month
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violatememoreplease · 1 month
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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
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violatememoreplease · 1 month
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violatememoreplease · 2 months
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Foggy woods
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violatememoreplease · 2 months
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POV: you are a community guideline violation.
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violatememoreplease · 2 months
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Mossy cathedral
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violatememoreplease · 2 months
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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”
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violatememoreplease · 3 months
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“How right it is to love flowers and the greenery of pines and ivy and hawthorn hedges; they have been with us from the very beginning.”
— Vincent van Gogh, from The Letters of Vincent van Gogh
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