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zany to me how these um actually nihilists like to pretend that "um actually love/friendship/cooperation/kindness isn't real bc we evolved that way to benefit ourselves as a species..." um YES? that's also where tool use comes from? that's where cooking comes from? am i supposed to think social bonds & tool use & cooking aren't "real" because they evolved over time instead of appearing fully formed from the ether?

sorry u can't enjoy things. im a superior being twirling a fork in my bowl of delicious noodles whilst staring in adoration at the world

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#oh this poor dog is liek yo what the FUCK #ok but like the puppeteer????? #sir???? #what else those hands do

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Ngl i prefer the 2016 version purple on the right.

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"Read Banned Books" a new full page cartoon essay published in The New York Times Arts & Leisure section today.

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Emergency Broadcast Blanket by Raeyeth

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why is this about to make me sob

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My problem is that I like collecting things and putting them on a little shelf

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I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

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there b some some specific ass youtube chillwave channels in this world

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Gee, I thought these people were the ones who were like “If you don’t like it, you can just move to a blue state.”

And now they’re mad the guy is doing just that?

You can’t oppress and discriminate against someone then be mad when they take their highly useful skill elsewhere.

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