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so we hate dilfs and we hate me?
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keep your hot dad at home 馃
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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johnny cash shouldve been allowed to kill marilyn manson
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hbo westworld's first mistake was not ending each episode with a country song thematically related to that episode
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they call me the post liker
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also it's like you know sooner later god's gonna cut you down or whatever
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my posts have gone places I wouldn鈥檛 go with a gun
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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online
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it's all awful but at least it's milkshake party night
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If the USA stopped Israel from committing a genocide, no one would be dead. This wouldn鈥檛 have happened if the US didn鈥檛 write blank checks to Israel. This wouldn鈥檛 have happened if the US didn鈥檛 treat Israel like its spoiled child. Iran targeted military bases, not children, not civilians, military bases.
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love when a mutual in law becomes a mutual. like yaaaay :) it's like the godfather but if they all said yaaaay :))))
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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.
This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams
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every film maker should have one thing in mind: will this be a good gif?
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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently
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fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes
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one day ill look back and laugh one day ill look back and laugh one day ill look back and laugh one day ill look back and laugh one day ill look back and laugh one day ill look back and laugh one day ill look back and laugh one day ill look back and laugh one day ill look back and laugh one day ill look back and laugh one day ill look back and laugh one day ill look back and laugh
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