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actually what i require from fictional relationships is two people who have never once been even a little bit normal about each other. just two absolute codependent freaks. would crawl inside each other's skin if they could figure out how.

anyway i'm rewatching the x files

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the amount of people who cry about tony stark being rich is unreal. please learn the difference between a fictional billionaire who spends the last part of his life actively trying to undo the harm his family caused and jeff bezos working his employees to death and making them pee in bottles so he can fly into space for like 90 seconds

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Yeah.....

I miss his Red Robin era

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#sucks that I’m so busy with Uni #like I’m so serious #I think I’d make a really good tag wrangler #oh well #I guess I’ll see when they have new openings sometime later

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Reblog if you've made at least one friend because of a fandom.

#have made multiple #some fandoms are a lot more open than others #but I think ive met some cool ones in every single one #its so easy too #just do challenges and bingos and events and you'll meet people #its like making friends irl except I can sort beforehand for shared interests

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ill try to say the right words at the right times

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I think it's cool to make people not suspect Clark Kent is Superman because of many reasons including the concept that they have WILDLY different personalities. While I can respect and appreciate the Christopher Reeves route of making Clark dopey and bumbling and kind of foolish seeming a la a mix of Columbo and Cary Grant, I'd go a different direction. I think I'd make Superman the embodiment of a nice young lad who'd never hurt a fly and never say a word worse than shucks while Clark is a cunt.

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i genuinly do read my works, not just bc I post and immediately black out so for any sequels I need to read it, but also bc in recent yers I genuinely enjoy it. Like I went from being too embarrassed to even edit them to reading all of them when I feel like it.

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

#just goes to show that all I needed was practice #i dunno maybe it sounds conceited #but why would I write something I don't ink reading?

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I'm retiring my Robin Wars poster, so here's a new one as requested by my insta followers lol. It's 2024, still drawing these boys in these old outfits haha YOU CAN'T STOP ME

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commission for an anonymous buyer of starfire being amused by how adorable she finds jason todd... which delights him as a preteen, and then absolutely mortifies him when he's a grown-ass man.

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Bruce buys twitter to ban his kids specifically

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god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

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Damian being a gen alpha implies in gen alpha Jon too ...

[at a sleepover]

Damian, whispering: Jon?

Jon: Yeah?

Damian: Our planet is doomed.

Jon: Yeah, it is.

Jon: Wanna sneak downstairs for snacks?

Damian: Sure.

———————

Steph, as a Batburger cashier: Sorry ma'am, that product was discontinued months ago.

Jon: *secretly starts recording*

Margie: You didn't even bother to check! What kind of lazy service is this? No wonder the world is the way it is with your generation. I should call the corporate hotline right now and report you for refusing to serve a paying customer. See how you like it when you lose your job.

Damian: Hey Karen, she said they don't have it anymore. Either get something else or leave. Some of us have places to be.

Margie: And who do you think you are?

Damian, pointing to Jon's camera: The best friend of someone with 150,000 followers.

Jon: Say hi to the internet!

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Damian and Jon: *putting up hand-drawn posters around town*

Comm. Gordon: What are you kids doing?

Damian: Advertising our joint channel.

Jon: We're gonna have an epic Cheese Viking and Fortnite mashup tournament.

Damian: Proceeds go to the Wayne Foundation.

Comm. Gordon: *scribbles a note and hands it to them*

Comm. Gordon: If anyone asks you for a permit, it's on me.

———————

Damian and Jon: *huddled around the Batcomputer*

Jon: I think we should sort it by distance instead.

Damian, typing code: Good idea.

Barbara: What's that?

Jon: Our new website.

Damian: It allows people to report stray animals they see without the risk that comes with physical contact.

Barbara: Oh, cool. Carry on.

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Kara: What do you want to drink?

Jon: Mountain Dew. Dami, you want one?

Damian: Depends. Is it vegan?

Kara: *starts typing into Google*

Jon: Hey Alexa, is Mountain Dew vegan?

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[texting]

Jon: Dami, get on Discord.

Damian: Why?

Jon: Live-action One Piece streaming in the Gay Minecraft server.

———————

Jon: Ms. Kyle, check it out!

Selina: What is it?

Damian: TikTok added a set of Catwoman stickers.

Selina: Show me.

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Kate: I still think you are far too young for things like Instagram.

Damian and Jon: *snicker*

Kate: What?

Jon: Well, Ms. Kane, how should we put it...

Damian: No one uses Instagram anymore.

———————

Jon: *takes a 0.5 of him and Damian with Dick in the background*

Damian: You're in our BeReal now. Deal with it.

Dick: What's a BeReal?

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Damian, handing Jon a rock: I would like to buy this playhouse.

Jon: Too bad, the economy just disappeared.

Lois: What are you doing?

Jon: We're playing Society.

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Damian: Alfred, we're hungry.

Alfred, on the phone: *makes the thumb and pinky gesture and mouths "I'm busy"*

Jon: Huh?

Alfred: I'm on the phone, boys.

Damian: I think he meant this.

Damian: *puts his palm to his ear*

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Jon: Parkour!

Jon: *hops over a log*

Jon: Parkour!

Jon: *climbs a tree*

Damian: *recording*

Clark, to Bruce: That's one way to play.

Bruce: Mhm.

Clark: Do you ever get worried about, you know, how these kids are turning out?

Jon: Parkou—

Damian: Wait, stop, there's a bird's egg here. I wonder what species it is.

Jon: I have an app that can scan it.

Bruce, to Clark: I think they're gonna be alright.

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you and i

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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak

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