viscerawizard

[viscerawizard]

This alive.

[Dermis waves its arm and the blood-red-leaved branches sway in an exact copy of the motion.]

When I die I come back inside the trunk. There's a castle up there, it was mine when I was made.

At the Flesh Tree

[Which, for the record, really is a giant tree made out of withered, wizened flesh. Dermis stands at the bottom of it, arms akimbo.] @song-de-lune

#for the record I DO know exactly what Dermis is... but Dermis doesn't.

[viscerawizard]

You guys really liked my last poll so

[viscerawizard]

This. This is it.

[A bough of the tree bends down, moving with the creaks and crackles of bone. The leaves are an odd shade of red.]

At the Flesh Tree

[Which, for the record, really is a giant tree made out of withered, wizened flesh. Dermis stands at the bottom of it, arms akimbo.] @song-de-lune

[viscerawizard]

At the Flesh Tree

[Which, for the record, really is a giant tree made out of withered, wizened flesh. Dermis stands at the bottom of it, arms akimbo.] @song-de-lune

#wizardblr #wizardposting

[viscerawizard]

There's also some sorta' artifact connected to me - you wanna come to my place n' see?

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[viscerawizard]

Well - From what I remember, I came into being at a barbecue, so there's no danger of THAT - but these can't be a coincidence, they've gotta mean SOMETHING.

[The scars are curved and warped in a way strangely reminiscent of writing, bulging with veins and angry, raw tissue. They're really just STRANGE, covering what's most likely Dermis's entire body.]

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[viscerawizard]

... Tell me more about the Flesh Heretics - honestly, with what I've been, I might be both. Runes, tell me... do they look like this?

[Dermis unveils the half of its face that was covered by red curly hair. It's coated in scars that MAY or may not have magical properties.]

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[viscerawizard]

welcome

the pumpkin head IS pretty cool ngl

What In The Hell

Woke up this morning with a bone

I had approximately 739 and 1/2 in my collection and this is NOT one of mine, believe me, I know. Whose bone is this.

[viscerawizard]

... take it back here's the skull

What In The Hell

Woke up this morning with a bone

I had approximately 739 and 1/2 in my collection and this is NOT one of mine, believe me, I know. Whose bone is this.

[viscerawizard]

[Dermis is, without doubt, resolutely and unapologetically filthy.]

... I would like information about blood runes, please, and perhaps a diagnosis - I'm not sure entirely what I am. And I need to know, if I'm being held accountable for the impending coming of the Nanomachines.

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[viscerawizard]

oh shit this one is YOURS?

What In The Hell

Woke up this morning with a bone

I had approximately 739 and 1/2 in my collection and this is NOT one of mine, believe me, I know. Whose bone is this.

[viscerawizard]

YOU get it.

the fact remains that body horror is an expression of intimacy. a grotesque and perverse one, maybe, but intimate nonetheless.

[viscerawizard]

... now I need to know

What In The Hell

Woke up this morning with a bone

I had approximately 739 and 1/2 in my collection and this is NOT one of mine, believe me, I know. Whose bone is this.

[viscerawizard]

Gladly.

[The eyeball closes its fleshy red lid - then the lump of meat grows until it's vaguely recognizable as a four-armed, flesh-tailed figure in worn, tattered robes held together by a black leather belt.]

Pleased to make your acquaintance - I'm Dermis. You may have heard of me.

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[viscerawizard]

[The thing that is now apparently an unsupported eye chitters and squeaks, despite not having a mouth. It points to itself with a single warped appendage.]

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[viscerawizard]

c..c...council... spare me...

[viscerawizard]

What In The Hell

Woke up this morning with a bone

I had approximately 739 and 1/2 in my collection and this is NOT one of mine, believe me, I know. Whose bone is this.

#wizardblr #wizardposting #viscerawizard