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Me all the time:
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Me: okay, we need to eat and take a shower
My brain: acknowledged
Me: …… so uh why aren’t we doing that
My brain: I acknowledged it what more can I do
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ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity
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How sweet for a picture 😍😍😍
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Dunno if we’re still doing the tide pods memes but here are a couple I made..
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GUYS the 80s are back!!!!
Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,
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Cross-eyed possums munching on grapes.
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fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone
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Jimmy Jr is a moron. Tina deserves better. Why doesn’t anyone on the show ever tell her that?
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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To-Morrow I’m graduating Kindergarten….
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