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my single favorite specimen at the museum of natural history

doesn’t he look so polite

#thought you just had a beast in your bathroom at first

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sometimes I will rb a post about my shows or video games w no extra tags but irl it looks smth like this

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Every single time a trivia show has a question that I know the answer to but none of the contestants do I’m like God if only I was there…I would win that whole game…ignoring the fact that I cannot answer the other 19 out of 20 questions

#vivcore

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no post today king? :(

too busy slogging hog

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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

#gale of waterdeep #bg3

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looking for a screenshot of some tumblr tags I can’t find but it said “what astarion fans have in numbers, gale fans have sickness in the head”

#bg3

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Submitting again bc I think I forgot to cover the liscence plate the first time, also it deserves more context- this car was parked in an EXTREMELY rich neighborhood in my city (Berkeley, CA) I was with two little kids who I was babysitting and they were FASCINATED

#FRUITS BASKET???!?!

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now our blood is one.

#OUGHHHHHHHH #jjk

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As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

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hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

#o7

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I almost forgot these little guys! Grungs are 3 ft (91 cm) sentient poison tree frog people. Generally aggressive and territorial creatures that live in a (usually) matriarchal caste based society based on color (though your role and color can actually change if you do well enough). The color actually does matter, as it determines the powers their poison holds!

Green poison only lets you move by jumping and climbing. they're the warrior caste.

Blue grung are artisans and childcare workers, and thier poison compels you to make loud noises.

Purples are supervisors, thier poison fills you with the overwhelming urge to soak in water or mud

Reds are mages, usually of primal or divine magic, and make you need to eat anything edible in sight.

Orange are elite guards and make you scared of your friends.

And gold grungs are warrior rulers whose poison...makes you love grungs and instantly fluent thier language. somehow.

#these guys are awsome actually #are grungs immune to their own poisons or are the baby grungs the loudest beings on faerun

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do you guys ever think about how Wyll is introduced as an archetypal fantasy hero, but then it turns out he’s a warlock, who made a pact with a devil. Do you ever think about how Ansur is described as this fantastical dragon of myth, but then when you find him, he’s turned into an undead monstrosity. Do you think about how when Wyll does the right thing, he is punished to become more monstrous. Do you think about how as Wyll’s warlock powers grow, his spells get more horrific. Do you think about how Ansur was killed by his closest friend. Do think about how Wyll was cast out by the most important person in his life. do you guys ever think about Ansur and Wyll.

#I THINK ABOUT THEM NOW!!!!!!!! #THIS IS SOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL #bg3

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"Proud as a peacock, but... my little love."

#OAUGHARHAHARHGHAHGA #im gonna CRY #this is so prettyyyyyyyy #bg3

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Abdirak the servant of Loviatar ❣️

#OUGH love the colors in this #bg3

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#REAL