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unfollow me if u have not fallen in love with me

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idk i feel like 2 much casual sex devalues it

why are you all catholic

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talking the way that i do (metric ton of endearments in every sentence) is so silly and so inconvenient in daily life. like man you can't be calling this girl you've spoken to exactly one time in class "my darling" as you're coordinating this project over text. rewrite that message. you're going to make people uncomfortable 😭

#being SO good about not calling every casual friend 'babe'. keeping it to 'babes' to keep it casual even. dfkjhgs #i am so wasted on bitches who don't enjoy words of affirmation as a love language. #like what do you mean you don't appreciate that i call you my love and my darling and sweetheart and babe and babydoll. do you hate me #my dear. my beloved. my love my life my all my everything. honey. gorgeous. #so hard being the most charming boy alive. like someone had to do it but god damn #born to make pretty girls giggle when i call them sweet things in french. and i'm following through on that purpose #calling my friend sam 'mon ange' just to see her get a little giddy. you know how it is. #need to call miffy ma chèrie more often... things to think about #someone i was in love with very briefly called me mi cielo and it had my heart melting out of my chest. i'm a very easy man at the end of i #valentine notes

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born to be a hot boy. cursed with the valley girl accent

#ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET RID OF THE VOCAL FRY I'LL PASS SO FUCKING WELL I SWEAR TO GOD #if i were only interpreted as a gay man. the world i could be living in #valentine notes

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growth (writing a song about dysphoria with a set of base chords that i liked and a +3 capo to make it fit my vocal range and then coming back to it four years and a year of testosterone later and being able to sing it most comfortably in those base chords without the capo. a metaphor for something)

#valentine notes #t #testosterone

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a shipwreck is literally a type of corpse

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if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

#need to watch this show. for imagining three days grace animal i have become amv obviously

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

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I don’t fight with people on the internet because I know that I’m always objectively right about everything & I’m above explaining myself to others

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there should be a mandate of heaven that causes each police officer that touches any peaceful protestor to instantly have their lungs filled with bile to drown in their own body, but unfortunately heaven has left the work to us so be sure to hate and revile and subvert all police officers as much as you can for the rest of your life. in case you somehow hadn't already been convinced by the past (however many years youve been alive) years.

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"Dragon," poem assembled using quotations from Wikipedia articles

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how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

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[vulpinesaint]

how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

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[vulpinesaint]

how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

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[vulpinesaint]

how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

.

[vulpinesaint]

how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

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