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thinking about him

#the kind

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You can use it, but don't repost it and claim it as yours

#the lustful

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ngl that woman need some new jeans cuz i think they may be cutting ha circulation off. it’s obvious she’s only had two brain cells to rub out one more weird ass blip of fetish content before one cell died and left her with a hemorrhage

#she is doing entirely waaaayy too much #folks was tryna tell yall she a weirdo but yall didn’t wanna listen #now them girls may disband cuz the lady owns a good percentage of them #we should have been over her with RV and definitely after Cookie😒 #but honestly this is bound to happen with someone else #also she got some crazy political views if you really been paying attention to MV she’s had a hand in #preacha plym

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each time i see max i get a feeling

i don’t know if it’s sadness or disappointment

he was my nickelodeon boy but now…

mmh mmh mmh smdh

#he is obviously chasing a feeling #like just make music and love your family pookie #preacha plym

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i think i be overthinking the drawing shit fr

i don’t like coloring so i should just do greyscale

#people still like black and white painting right? #preacha plym

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i miss bts’s pretty boy swag

#of virtue #FREE YOU MY HEART FREE YOU!!!💖

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i love yoongi so much i miss his long hair emo boy era

#of charity

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NO ONE knows how to use thou/thee/thy/thine and i need to see that change if ur going to keep making “talking like a medieval peasant” jokes. /lh

They play the same roles as I/me/my/mine. In modern english, we use “you” for both the subject and the direct object/object of preposition/etc, so it’s difficult to compare “thou” to “you”.

So the trick is this: if you are trying to turn something Olde, first turn every “you” into first-person and then replace it like so:

“I” →  “thou”

“Me” →  “thee”

“My” →  “thy”

“Mine” →  “thine”

Let’s suppose we had the sentences “You have a cow. He gave it to you. It is your cow. The cow is yours”.

We could first imagine it in the first person-

“I have a cow. He gave it to me. It is my cow. The cow is mine”.

And then replace it-

“Thou hast a cow. He gave it to thee. It is thy cow. The cow is thine.”

#inscriptions

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ngl hobi shoulda peeled that banana and slapped it on kookie foehead like A BIG ASS SHLO—

#like boy you really finna fight me ova a fruit? #🍌🍌🍌 #of envy #of wrath #of vice

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this is who you’re talking to😭 it’s just his sleeves are rolled up for the tatts😫

wip tag games

thnx for tagging me @sweetestofchaos

rule: pick the last 7 sentences you wrote

excerpt from my fic “neolatry” jjk x reader:

“Yeah, she's just a -uh- not-so-secret admirer.”

“No offense, but you’re just a hipster… librarian,” you say, slowly trailing off. Jungkook’s pierced brow rises, causing his glasses to push up onto his face.

A hipster… librarian.

“I’m actually a bookke-“

Your tongue clicks, “Of course. Tall, dark -hair wise-, and handsome with the tattoos and the glasses and the pasty, white skin. You’re a whole ass 2013 Tumblr wet dream.”

The two of you look at each other, him a little more shocked. “Thank you?” He touches his face then looks at his hands. “Can’t wait for Summer,” he murmurs to himself.

“You welcome.” You pat him on the chest, finally getting up to walk into the kitchen, unperturbed by his following gaze.

no pressure tagging: @7brownsuga7 @blueberryarchive @chryblossomjjk @dilfhoseokie @euphoricfilter @explicit-tae @moni-logues @hobicakess @kookieswan @onlyswan @pixieknj @xjoonchildx @theharrowing @jknoah @joonberriess @aaagustd @bangtanintotheroom @gimmethatagustd @cutest-bunny-writings @ressjeon @kiestrokes @oddinary4bts @bonny-kookoo @btsgotjams27

#of wrath

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The way I’m having major Yoongi withdrawals right now like where is my amazing wonderful beautiful stunning cutie patootie man????

#of charity #😞😞😞 #i hate sharing my man with the military #they get to see dat booty bounce when he do jumpin’ jacks #triflin’ #low down #dirty

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@sweetestofchaos be enabling me. i be tryna find jesus and she start instigating my demons😭

if i go to hell she coming’ right wit me but also yall should read her stuff too. she ain’t innocent either🌚

being a writer with writer friends is just:

writer: *unhinged idea*

writer friend: *encourages unhinged idea*

writer:  😈 

writer friend:  😈 

#succubabes #sweetestofchaos

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wip games

thanx @prettypearlypisces for tagging me💜

rule: give the last seven sentences (imma do paras)

excerpt from “two steps closer” jjk x reader; inspired by “somebody” by jungkook

You’re familiar with the road Jungkook is taking. It’s a straight shot for a while.

When your friend texted asking about your location, he simply told you, not getting defensive like all those other guys you’ve dated in the past. You’re comfortable around him.

“Jungkook?” you say quietly. He hums; eyes still on the road, but no less intrigued by what’s in your pretty little head.

“Can I suck your cock?”

Again, such a simple request with an answer so straight that it doesn’t feel real. Your tone is simply too casual that it throws him off. There’s no guessing with you. You’re so direct. It's new to him. Refreshing.

You know what you want. And it turns him on.

He doesn’t budge and you almost think he doesn’t hear you till his hands squeak against the steering wheel. There’s no blood flow to his hands; it’s all traveled to his growing boner, aching for release now.

“Yes.”

anybody else can play. i’ve already tagged a few on my last one

#tag games

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i miss namjoon phat ass

#of sloth

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#preacha plym

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tag game: complete this quiz and share what you got!

thanks @monvante and @aaagustd for tagging me💖

no pressure tagging: @sweetestofchaos @theharrowing @bangtanintotheroom @gimmethatagustd @blueberryarchive @cutest-bunny-writings @kookieswan

#tag games

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@highpri3stess 👀👀👀 well looks like i gotta go read the manhua then.

like when i tell you i was getting irked cuz -in terms of the tv show- all this could be solved if she just confessed her love

you been sabotaging this girl relationships since HIGH SCHOOL?! (her poor crush)

but also both they parents getting together… you pull up with your pseudo-stepsister talking bout we in love -GAY LOVE AT THAT?! oooh they’d be sick as hell

then you tell them it’s because they had an affair and you didn’t have no parents at home to represent a nuclear family😭 so you gay because of them (you don’t actually believe this bullshit)

then i’d go around tellin’ everyone who our cheating ass parent are top of us being fruit cups cuz yknow old people like to talk

so now you broke, yo business doing horrible, you got two gay daughters who also sleep with each cuz yo cheating ass couldn’t sit down somewhere

and ngl the main love interest was boring as hell. personality of a multi-grain cracker🤦🏽‍♀️ but at least he treat her right (bare minimum)

like ole girl was crazy, but she was consistent and had personality. i really think she would have went all out to pursue her best friend had she refocused her energy. sex with her would have been something too😭

Marry My Husband has a repressed sapphic subtext

miss thang won’t decenter men and yet she chasing after her “other half”. she wants that girl attention, she can’t live without her😭

she really in love with her and she don’t even realize, so instead all she knows how to do is sabotage both of them for a man

she going thru great lengths to have her by her side

i actually would have liked if production followed through with it…. but i understand the politics of not doing so👀

#preacha plym #i may come back and add onto this idk