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*preparing to spar*

Yingxing: Let's not do this.

Dan Feng: Don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?

Yingxing: Okay, let's do this.

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Himeko, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Welt, taking the coffee pot away as he walks past: What if you don’t?

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Sampo: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?

Sparkle: What's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?

Sampo: EVERYTHING! EVERY FUCKING THING!!

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Gepard: I've been meaning to tell you something.

Sampo: What is it?

Gepard: I think...

Sampo, thinking: He's going to confess to me? Although I wanted to do that first, I'm excited.

Gepard: I think our sisters are following us.

Lynx, hiding behind a wall: Sorry, we wanted to make sure you're fine. *whispering* Serval, put down the knife.

Serval, dropping the knife: You never let me do this.

Serval: .... Wait, "our"?

Sparkle, who has been two feet away from them the entire time and also holding a gun: Yo.

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Topaz: My day was just made.

Aventurine: What kind of dog was it?

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*Topaz getting dragged out of the water by Aventurine after being bitten by a shark*

Topaz: THIS IS A STATISTICAL ANOMALY, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD

Aventurine: Topaz stop it! We have to get you to the hospital!

Topaz: I DO NOT CONSENT TO ANYONE HUNTING THIS SHARK. ITS MY FAULT FOR BEING IN ITS HABITAT

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Yeah

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can't stand them

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cringefail exes oh my god

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soukoku as one of my dearest renaissance paintings

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Here you go: (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

can. can anyone let me join aventurine/ratiorine discord server. i desperate to talk about them to someone :') i'd prefer a slightly smaller server but idc at this point

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Office AU: ‘you’re the bane of my existence’ in public but ‘we make out’ in private 😘

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Prickly wet cat turned into a pampered cat 🐱🥰

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Black Swan: My girl can wear whatever she wants because I am scared of her.

Stelle: My girl can wear whatever she wants because I can fight.

Himeko: My girl can wear whatever she wants because she a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

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Sampo: My man can wear whatever he wants because I am scared of his sister.

Caelus: My man can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Dr. Ratio: My man can wear whatever he wants because he's a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

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Welt: What makes you all smile?

Himeko: Friends and Family.

March 7th: Snacks.

Traiblazer: Victory and success.

Dan Heng: Face muscles.