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they are. best friends :)

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Airplane! (1980) dir. Jim Abrahams, David Zucker & Jerry Zucker

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Actually Edgar the butler from aristocats didn’t just want madam adelaides money, he in fact swore an oath to kill all kittens after a gang of tabbys mugged and shot his father in an alley on Christmas Eve. Disney hire me.

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Actually Edgar the butler from aristocats didn’t just want madam adelaides money, he in fact swore an oath to kill all kittens after a gang of tabbys mugged and shot his father in an alley on Christmas Eve. Disney hire me.

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>:O

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lemons and limes are the garlic and onion of the fruit world...

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summer is on its way! here are some sweet babies eating watermelon 🐀🍉💕

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Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

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british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

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coffee drinker: would u like a cup of coffee? me: no thanks,  coffee drinker: oh you don’t drink coffee? me: well, i- coffee drinker: i can’t get enough of the stuff. i am always itchin’ for me next fix. i love a nice hot cup of joe, i even drink it black as well. the stronger the coffee the more i enjoy it. i consume more cups daily of it than most people, which is how much i enjoy coffee 

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Me getting off the plane to georgia: *whips out a fiddle* where the fuck is satan

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LEI XUE Drinking Tea, 2010

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On the one hand, it's obviously wrong to girlbossify the ex wives of billionaires and all. On the other hand I really want to see the trifecta completed and the resulting chaos of Grimes dumping Musk

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