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wallyclark84 · 11 months
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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Charley, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Wally, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Rhonda: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Charley: Playing systemic oppression.
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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everyone is alive au where wally became friends with charley and rhonda because he accidentally sat in on an lgbtq+ club meeting and only realized he was in the wrong place more than half way through it. he ends up continuing to go to the meetings every week because he actually has a lot of fun and their donuts are amazing.
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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you make me feel like i’m living a teenage dream ✨
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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i am so fucking angry right now. how DARE they do this to us?? im getting flashbacks to I Am Not Okay With This and how it ended on a cliffhanger. and then it was canceled. so you guys have NO CLUE HOW MAD I AM.
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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At what point will you two stop referring to me by my full name?
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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Beauty and The Beast
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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"You should not have left the hospital."
"I am acutely aware of my cancer, but right now all I care about is spending time with you."
-Nico Alexander and Lahela Kameāloha
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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Love you for a long time -Maggie Rogers
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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"Wow, okay, um, I thought I felt vulnerable in front of you because I was in a gown, but it turns out it's because you're gorgeous." -Nico Alexander
"It's hard to tell in this heat. Maybe we can find a someplace to cool off. Y'know someplace cute with a blood pressure cuff, like a hospital?" -Lahela Kameāloha
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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"You told me to find something to live for. Well, I did. It's you." -Nico Alexander
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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"She definitely saw us. She looked right into my eyes." - Nico Alexander
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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@bedpissercastiel im so sorry im responding to this like. 3 months late... but here u go 😭
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also i didnt see Electric Light Orchestra until im typing this out but i like them too
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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hi im back
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm
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wallyclark84 · 1 year
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‘I’m your beloved son, The Professor!’
‘You both got it wrong, but since I love you, I’m gonna give a point to both!’
‘Well, I’d say in the future, your mother and I love you.’
‘What isn’t fair is that I spent so much of my dumb dinosaur life not having a wonderful little blue son.’
‘Alright family, showtime.’
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