oh to be the girl who makes it til the end of a horror movie caked in blood
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A partner who updates you because they know how badly you can overthink while waiting for them is top tier
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everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone
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walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood
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im actually a tiny kitten trapped in a girls body
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the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church
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resisting the urge to ask the people around me to describe how they view me in full excruciating detail and then also explain why they view me like that in full excruciating detail
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Literally my type >>
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i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed
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never stop reminding your girl how much you want her
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